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John Terry: " Im not one to injure anyone"

what a rat.

Chelsea defense looks canny for the final: Luiz an Cahill injured, Terry suspended, Ivanovic suspended, also meireles and ramires out and possibly mikel as well. Anyone else I am forgetting? Ronaldo and Benzema looking at their defensive lineup

Funny how Di Matteo thinks he is billy big bucks in his armani suit. You are a fucking janitor mate, this is terry&co

Barely had time to even celebrate before he gets a microphone shoved in his face "You are not starting at the moment, is this the beginning of a farewell?".

What about when Liverpool won the Mickey Mouse cup this year. Post-match interview with Carra "the Don": "You arent playing much anymore, is this sort of a goodbye?"

Injuries and suspensions piling up and they will get kicked senseless in the league as well. They will be twatted in the final, parking the bus like that wont work when Ronaldo rifles in a hat-trick from 30 yards out. Real Madrid actually shoots as well

Half the chelsea team will be out in the final Its going to be Chelsea reserves vs RM/Bayern

twitter/bloodzeed stream

Dont worry guys, will be far funnier when they get twatted in the final without Terry

How shocking are barca defensively, knock one long and its absolute chaos.

Cant stand Di matteo, always with the smug face. Its as if he is ramming your missus behind ur back

That Chelsea physio would have me cramping all the time too..

With abeid hopefully developping either further, and Marveaux hovering around the first team as well, midfield depth will be very good. Defense needs sorted but I really want another striker in just to offer something else from the sidelines when BA/Cisse are off to ACON or even get injured. For a top-6 team, fielding Shola and Best as our striker pair for several months simply doesnt cut it. It would be - like Mourinho so eloquently put it in regards to benzema - "Like hunting with a cat"

I hope chelsea lose the final on penalties, Barca losing both the title race and getting knocked the fuck out of CL would be too funny for the "greatest team in the world"

CGI in hunger games was shite

Going from Real Madrid to Newcastle is quite a step down and must be disappointing for a player. Im very sceptical as to how that motivates as player such as Lass.

We have a team full of players who are currently being monitored by top clubs due to our position. Lets hope they pick the wrong ones ( ie: Simpson and ryan taylor silly offers this way please)

yep but acon injuries etc

That remains to be seen. I hope you are right but lets get through the summer first.

Is Leon best and Shola good enough as backup strikers if we are to chase top-6? Im a bit on the fence, divided in my view..

Agreed, defense needs a fullback and a backup for santon + another talent. Colo needs a partner, and ideally Id be looking at perhaps another striker as well. Other than that its mint.

Wash your piehole pottymouth

2-1, Fat frank via 4 barca defenders