Lake Bells tits

He has too many agendas to be a mod. Championing/freezing out players depending on flavour of the month

Yeah well "all in the head" sounds like a matter of getting some confidence in, but what about being genuinly fotball thick?

"How to catch a predator" You can tell he loves nibbling on underage foreskin.

By that point expectations were so low that any completed pass would make you uhm and ahh.. he was horrible by any normal standards throughout his spell, with the odd good involvement every now and then

I know, but he doesnt have the fotballing intelligence to do anything other than be a limited winger who is very good at the few things he does. Look at Valencia ( not comparing them at all aside from this one paralell), quite onefooted and not the most versatile player around but the one thing he does, he does remarkably well. Obertan has two strengths and that is a good technique and blistering pace. If he does anything other than capitalize on these two abilities he will not be wellrounded, just incredibly average. If we hardcoded the command "run with the ball and get it in the box" he could easily be a very good winger, but he has to know his own limitations and strengths first and foremost.

I love the Leon best thread, with some toon posters recommending him.. "he could do a job for you, would be first or second choice easily" with fuming replies like " I see.... so we can have him, since you lot have moved on to another level...ffs!!"

Aye the sample size in regards to Marveaux is really too small to be of any use, but he does look very tide and sometimes you can just spot quality right away. With Obertan its often race to the corner flag and back to simpson which is frustrating to no end. He does have the ABILITY to be a very good winger, he just needs to man up and dare to go on the outside, cut in and cross the ball 45 or 90 degrees. It really isnt hard when you have that kind of technique and pace. But it looks like he needs playing time for this to happen, and we did give him 20 games - he didnt improve at all... proper catch-22.

If we get into CL I think the arabs will be over us like J20 over a Nandos buffet this summer. Will probably offer like 500 mill and ashley will say yes please.

Leazesmag is like a court jester, he is allowed stuff others wont get away with. Even when he calls you a cunt, its comedy so it sort of has inherent value. I dont mind him at all, usually when I see that rotating yellow dildo to the left I just keep scrolling.

What they fail to realise when they constantly refer to his 3 back-to-back top6 finishes with Villa is to what degree these finishes were due to being bankrolled. How would it have looked if he had substantially less each window? I doubt Sunderland are gonna let him go wild the same way. He is a mid-table manager without the checkbook...

Siamese Deer

Always thought this forum was a freehaven from bans. Hell, even me and Aeris are still allowed to post here - so you would think short of groping children it would be hard to booted off Ants playground. Over at N-O one wrong look at Dave and you are off.

He has the heart of a pea

I fancy going hunting there sometime, the outskirts of pripyat ought to be good - brimming with wildlife these days

Where did you get the idea I was from ukraine?

not bad like

Which goal was important, the overtime goal vs blackburn? Cant remember but werent we winning that match anyway?

Sewer green...nice

This picture gets funnier every time I see it. Where did you find it leazes the idea of leazes googling in order to find this particular one, what were your searchwords? "Politically correct interracial + banter?"

You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot force it to drink.

This one is easy, Marveaux has more potential in his right toe than obertan has in his entire body. Obertan is a goner, consider him a sunk cost and get rid. Marveaux looks very tidy, lets hope he doesnt turn into another Hargreaves injurywise.

I can understand how these thing work, but its not the most pleasant thing to say.