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J69 is bigger than me anyway, he is the hulk of this forum. Grizzly nurse like

210 lbs of shit?

anorexic? Im 210 lbs

what you actually look like:

What you think you are gonna look like:

Lets see you yelling that excact phrase in 8-9 years time. He will be like:

Its debatable IF we beat chelsea at stamford. Fancy our chances?

Look at the other teams run-in. Look at our Run-in. Anything is possible (mathematically), but its firmly in the "unlikely" bin for us now, especially with tottenham and chelsea winning at home. Chelsea in massive form atm, City is...well city... and everton away was never going to be easy with Moyes usual end-of-season sprint. For me, we have to beat chelsea at Stamford. Tall order, but thats where it stands for me. Then we are back on.

Sturridge could have scored 3-4 in the first half - and thats leaving out a few 20-yarders top strikers would have scored on also. Our defense had the red carpet rolled out - as usual when people leave out the side passes and just attack us head-on. Play through our midfield and its mayhem back there, Colo cant be 3 places at once.

We had to win against wigan for this to even be a debate. 4th is dead, we have away games against chelsea and everton and at home vs the best team in the league. 3-4 points at the very best. I was confident against wigan and that didnt end well, I am not regarding our remaining fixtures. Predicting 2 losses and a draw

Cant say Im looking forward to wednesday at the moment

Rookie stuff, I apply pink nail polish before sitting on it for half an hour and then 5 minutes in the freezer. We have all fantasized about the dead girl handjob, am I right lads.. ....lads? just me then

What a pointless post Nah, I agree. But we were due a beating, 18 out of 21 in the last 7 games will still do me nicely, like. Could be a cold shower will do us well for the upcoming games...

"It will not affect our confidence. Everything went wrong today. We didn't get any breaks in the game. "The referee did not play us particularly well either. (It was) one of those days. "We move to the next one and maybe things will work our way." Pardew, though, did not want to take praise away from Roberto Martinez's Wigan, who won just a fourth league game of the season at their DW Stadium home. "Wigan were superb," he said. "The players and the manager can take great credit from this victory, because, forget about our problems, they were excellent today." Gracious in defeat, makes me proud to be a toon fan. Excactly my sentiments too, I thought wigan were unplayable for the first 30 minutes. Well said Alan.

Yep, but we were playing for champions league so I thought we would to a larger degree show up. They wanted it more and they got it. Hopefully the boys will lash back against chelsea. Thought Ba was turboshit as well.

I went there a few months ago with a girlfriend. If you dont book in advance, just forget about the louvre - the waiting line is longer than Lovenkrants dick. We went to visit a hunting museum if you are into that sort of thing just a few blocks away, called Musee de Chasse I think the name was. Very lovely if you are into wildlife Versailles is in the outskirts of the city but well worth a visit. For me the gardens were the most impressive, lovely sculptures and scenery and you can really imagine how it must have been like strolling down there centuries ago - it really felt like the center of the world. There is also a big zoo at the natural museum, was a laugh - alot of amusing creatures

aye Im too creative for my own good, you should see all the positions I come up with between the sheets ( do you hear me catmag)

Partners in crime.

Some would call it relief, I would be full of schadenfreude for those actually finishing fourth and not getting CL anyway

More like anyone being positive being an optimistic bellend I didnt think they would play like barcelona, but they were impressive. Onto the next game, hopefully the boys will show up for this.

im on thin ice here, dont take my word for it. But i seem to remember having read it somewhere, he needs to at least start the season in holland as it will count as "another season". So I can see a late august or 1.september arrival being on the cards.

Leftie here, no other way of beating the badger really