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Lake Bells tits

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  1. bit bombastic there They are the reigning champions. Write Spain off at your own peril.
  2. Think france is a sound shout. They individual skill pisses all over Naziland. Its all about getting them to play together.
  3. Brock, I come bearing gifts....
  4. Oi, you out-of-towner lover! ON PAPER being the operative word here. England cant even string a pass together, thats why they fuck up every time. They have the potential to be a top team but it never materializes. Both Germany and Holland as well as spain will wipe the floor with england, not necessarily because they have better players ( even though they do), but because they are able to play as a team.
  5. Its a chocolate buttercake - thank you boys! I will be bringing some local norwegian beer to you two next time Im the tyne since you were the first ones out the floodgates ( Im sure catmag and Aeris are trailing behind any minute now)! It tastes like pisswater but at least its "exotic"
  6. Harsh words on someones birthday!
  7. I`ll let you smell my finger
  8. Good to hear it ended well, learning curve can be a tad steep if you set out in the wrong slope like I went to austria last year ( cheaper than france btw), they had a shared sauna there. Was quite surprised when I entered the sauna and there was naked women there between 18 and 50. Luckily I had a very flattering semi when strolling into the room. You should try out Tignes/Val d`isere, all the slopes are interconnected - you can basically ski to italy. If you dont catch the last lift up its 3 days in a car around some places, so you have to spend the night.
  9. You are very perceptive, it is indeed situated in france.
  10. But there are plenty of scandinavian girls there. Val D`isere in particular, I spent half a year there and the place was pretty much swedish
  11. Yeah I wasnt gonna invite you for any shit baguettes anyway meight. Your loss tbh.
  12. How did this turn out? In tears or with scandinavian fanny wrapped around your face in the evenings? Going skiing in the alpes for the first time with the attitude of " how fecking hard could it be" it bound to end epicly tbh
  13. She is young, she will learn. Its all teeth for a while.
  14. Anal sex looks lush tbh, Just need to convince someone to allow my 7 incher entrance.
  15. Good shout I will stick 50 quid on it. Whats the odds atm?
  16. It sounds significantly more sensible when you are either drunk or hung-over - no excuse for that baguette in the parking lot though. I only think its been on 3 occations though, the last one occuring in Sunny beach Bulgaria 3-4 years ago. " a mate" reversed out a floater in the water on the public beach, quite disgusting for everyone else in the vincinity - but everyone still laughed (nervously, its not excactly a bird puller is it) until he picked it up with his hand and smashed it in the nearest mates face. he got his face smashed in by said mate quite promptly.
  17. Im not sure how much credit is given for lying about shitting in food, but an interesting theory nontheless
  18. Im so sick of not scoring goals I just cant be bothered playing at all
  19. You missed the train there, thats for sure
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