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nice. punch or flat cut palm?

Why would we need ANOTHER fox in the box. Both Ba and Cisse are good at it. Chicarito is the ultimate tap-in striker who offers fuck all else. Poor mans Higuain. What we need is a pacey wing forward.

Go for the nutz?

Mate, without letting this turn into a political debate - most norwegians are massive racists - the demographic composition is so, so different from england you wouldnt believe it. Those who arent are left-wing socialists who wants everyone to come ( but dont you dare suggest they move into certain areas or share schools with their own children - fucking hypocrits) Alot of people actually agree with Breivik ( although obviously not with methods of promoting them). Most of the immigrants here are either criminals or on social benefits. Look to europe and you will find alot of groups and even political parties publicly supporting his views, latest one was in france I think. A

Yeah, kickboxing is canny. Im more interested in immediate dispatchment and incapacitation techniques though. Basically more military, less sports based.

every morning, Im like a fine wine though.

Ive just found out how to mute the clicking noise when I take a picture on my cellphone ( ) So lets see if I cant get up early and capture a morning roadkill - might be a bit harsh to post her picture here though. On the other hand how much harm can it do to put it on an obscure UK-based forum.....right? (probably how leaked sextapes are born..)

Women are like cars, treat them well and they will take care of you. Or is it the other way around? Never seem to remember..

I hope she isnt reading this forum Cat! This one is class, Ive already shagged her - what am I doing inviting her over for a meal.. Thats like wiping prior to taking a shit... On a serious note, she is funny as owt. After our little drunken incident she was gone when I woke up at 8 am, total sms silence for like 5 days. Got an sms last night " ello hows ur weekend been. Wanna hang out sometime or have you had enough " Made me laugh so im up for another round. We`ll see how it pans out..

You can do better fish

On a second thought, serving her that much food prior to taking it up the shitter... Gin tonic and a movie it is!

She can eat dogs droppings for all I care ( just not before she comes over), as long as she eats my sausage she can stuff her facehole with anything she likes! A good good steak is a canny shout Meenzer, perhaps with some gratinated potatoes, green crisp beans, bernaise sauce and perhaps a chocolate fondant with raspberries and a scope of vanilla ice cream for desert? If she isnt moist as a bucket full of jelly by the end of that meal, then fuck me. Slippery as an ice cube off the kitchen bench

Twitter going berserk atm about Arsenal having had a bid for Cabaye accepted, in the region of 17.5 million pounds.

Any ideas as to what you serve on a first date? Thinking of inviting a lass over, incidentally in J69`s line of work. Think balcony, Amarone red wine and something to get the blood flowing..

where did you place this bet mate? Im gonna go for that also

Since the terrorist attack last summer the parliament are currently discussing banning ALL semi-auto rifles. Im buying one before it gets banned, similar to the one breivik used. You never know, do you? Especially with all the muslims currently SWARMING over our borders. feckers.. my home is my castle and all that.

Difficulty level - Sandbox. Yes,I can do that in my sleep gremill.

Judo and karate are defense SPORTS. Good for defending yourself but ultimately useless if the other guy is carrying a weapon or is dangerous. Thats why Im looking at other sports such as silat. Its an indonesian combat style that focuses on primarily attack and to severely injure, break and even kill within seconds.

The comparisons are drawn because of what kind of player he is. Noone is claiming he is as accomplished or have proven as much as beardsley.

why sniffer mate

beak of a stretch that..

Been thinking about taking up a martial arts form for future car chases from the back of CT`s taxi. Anyway seems like a decent way of staying in shape with the added benefit of being able to protect yourself and possibly your future family too. Been thinking about different arts, have my mind set on Silat at the moment. Anyone else done it? Experiences etc? Im stiff as a plank so bit worried about injuries etc.. Cue obligatory wax on/off picture...

Im looking for a 90 minute power demonstration. We need to be able to dominate games, which we struggle with when our mid gets overrun even by weaker teams.

Silly me, I thought we were tight... noone then? Ill get my coat.

Not bad CT, Not bad..