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Borini looks like a total flop as well. His work rate is higher than most italians which is why he did well there. Here in england everyone runs as much as him and he is a total nobody. will struggle to get 10 goals if that

Crusades were 1000 years ago - its called progress.

Ligue 2

Thats nothing,I wouldnt even be pissed if it was me. Trivial.

Ok so lets see.. lets compare a few religions shall we. Point ---------------------------- ------------------------ Islam ---------------- Christianity ----------------------------- Judaism Jihad: killing of people of other faith------------------------- Yes------------------ No --------------------------- No Punishment for apostasy ------------------------------ Death --------------- No -------------------------- No Wife beating ------------------------------------- Yes -------------- No ------------------------------- -------------- No - Ban on science/philosophy -------------------------------------Yes ----------------------------------No ------------ --------------- No Cutting physical part of body ----------------------- Yes ------------- No -------------------------------- No hate teachings -------------------------------- Yes --------- -------------- No ------------------------------- No Celibacy -------------------------------------- No -------------- ------------------- Yes ---------------------------- yes You are right, what was I thinking. Lovely religion.

Cold feet is brilliant

Pints at your place when im coming over defo. Your lass have a little sister?

Qu`ran isnt the problem - their intrepetation of it is. Bit like the devil reading the bible.

Causing you to instantly develop a massive mancrush, post up a similar NUDE picture of yourself and referring to yourself as "stocky" while reposting them everywhere

Tell me more about your figure

Stop night snacking cat. Moment on the lips, forever on the hips!

More like: me: Hallo guys, norwegian fan here Stevie: Fuck off brevik wrongun me: uhm, ok - nice to meet you too I guess? stevie: OOT-wanker thinking you support newcastle - you dont. now fuck off.

More like: me: Hallo guys, norwegian fan here Stevie: Fuck off brevik wrongun me: uhm, ok - nice to meet you too I guess? stevie: OOT-wanker thinking you support newcastle - you dont. now fuck off.

He was always shit, never buy from fergie unless your name is Jose. If ferguson cant get anything out of a player, noone can.

Same. That doesnt say much about routledge though.Id do a straight swap for pretty much every championship winger. He is fucking useless. Barely able to tie his shoes.

What do I know, I just live in the midst of it

Could have wrapped that up months ago by forking out the extra million. Lille were already a bit reluctant to doing business with us due to the fact that we robbed them of Cabaye for peanuts. Should have refrained from taking the piss and just paid them the 8 mill euro ( 6.3 million pounds) from the get go. Funny how people assume THEY were moving the goalposts since the deal didnt go through, rather than us lowballing yet again. Yeah because all our other deals have gone so smoothly Lille : "8 million" Us: "We`ll give you 5" Lille:" Ok 7.5 then - last chance" Us: "4.5" Lille: fuck off 2 months later: us: "ok then, 5" Lille: "fuck off" Us: "ok what do you want then?" Lille: "Fuck. off"

I could, but I dont want to get banned appearently its racism - according to some mods from a vastly different geopolitical area. Luckily talking about a religion isnt racism per se though, so as long as I refrain from nationality and rather go by religion im somewhat safe.

Know loads and have many muslim friends. Latest here in Oslo is that they demand one part of the city is declared a sovereign islamic state, otherwise things will happen.. A big part of Oslo city centre called Greenland is essentially a different country. Homosexuals are getting threatenend and harassed and even assaulted if they pass through, women not dressed in burkas are being called whores and have things thrown after them, garbage everywhere - I could go on. Property prices plummeting and ethnic norwegians no longer want to live in the area. Lovely diversity mind.

They are muslim, where do you think their allegiances lie when it comes to picking sides. Yeah, thought so. Very confrontational religion, no middle ground. Probably have about a 100 relatives way more radical than themselves too.

Canny upgrade - obertan

yeah NOW she is. The show is 15 years old

Poo crayon Was it here I read about a bloke who parked his car near anfield? Had a big dog in it, when he leaves the car a scouser comes over to him - offers to "keep an eye" on the car for 5 quid. "Thats alright" the bloke replies. " My dog will keep em away" scouser gives him a long look and replies: " put out fires, can he?"

thinking of checking out "Cold feet" with helen baxendale. ( You know, the milfy lass who I imagine catmag looks similar too ) Is it any good, worth a watch?