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We should all thank Mike, because he could have sold one of our 'blue chip' players, but hasn't. Should we also thank him for wasting an entire Summer and more scouting targets we had no intention of coughing up for? We've baulked at paying an extra £1m for a top class France international. We've offered 2 pasties and a sandshoe for Douglas. We've wasted months flirting with Andy Carroll, despite knowing that Liverpool would rather chop him up and sell him to Dewhurst Butchers as mince than sell him back to us. Christ, there was more chance of me flying to the moon on a modified Raleigh Grifter and discovering a new species of strawberry flavoured labradors than there was of seeing Andy Carroll sign for us. One game last night, 2 injuries. 7 fit and available defenders and we're not even out of August. Thanks Mike.

Had a good workout today. 5x5x135 kilo bench 3x8x160 kilo squat 2x2x200 deadlift. Pulled my hamstring last deadlift set though, can barely walk

Gayest thing Ive seen since YMCA started performing on a scene together.

Nailed on for 10th at best this year. 50 quid to SBR foundation if Im wrong. Any takers?

So much for "following the spurs blueprint". They actually - you know - spend money.

fucking farcical

What is he referring to? ohh and Lee Ryder does deserve credit for that one!

He doesnt have to answer it though, they cant make up quotes otherwise.

Strange that he is inviting big offers by regularly touting our top players then. If you were worried about it you wouldn't advertise them via the press. Perhaps he has been told to sell to buy? He does come across sometimes as trying to invite bids, if you cant see that you are blind.

Anyway, Im done talking about religion or islam in this thread. Back to martial arts and take it somewhere else. MY thread, MY rules

agree Fatty

what kind of interpretation on it would you put then, it being the 10th time they have said it this summer. Wouldnt it be better to just keep the cakehole shut and hope noone comes in rather than promoting it on the front page? "Oh no I hope noone comes in for our BIG BIG players".

So you are saying muslims are a race now? fucking hell Its an indoctrination, not a genetic common denominator. Hilarous that the racism card is used on anyone wary about muslims - whereas its a common fact a high percentage of muslims LOATHE westeners. I guess they are just misunderstood creatures.

Sounds like a "come and get our players" plea to me..

ALAN PARDEW today admitted he was still fearful of losing one of his big hitters Yohan Cabaye or Cheick Tiote. And with the transfer window still in operation until 11pm tomorrow night, he warned that Newcastle United are not in a position to knock back big-money offers from those clubs eyeing up their stars. Pardew could also not offer any guarantees that United would definitely hold on to his big names. With Arsenal still being linked with Cabaye and fans concerned over a deadline day exit akin to that of Andy Carroll in January 2011, Pardew told the Chronicle: “I’m never confident “I lost Andy Carroll for £35m. Who would have actually said that there’d be a bid for £35m for Andy Carroll? “No one, and we have to look at those bids if they’re in that region. We’re not in a financial situation where we could say we couldn’t use £40m.” Pardew played down talk that United will swoop for Carroll yesterday. Instead, he stated that Newcastle must consider all offers for players in an outgoing sense. “Until the day comes when we’re in the Champions League and in a healthier position, that’s going to be our fate right up until 11pm on Friday night,” he admitted. “I’m not going to rule out anything other than that we’re on top of it all. “The most important thing is we don’t lose one of our key players. I’m on guard at that. The club’s on guard, and we’ve got to be careful.” Should United offload some of their stars then they could move for other targets. With the likes of Mathieu Debuchy of Lille linked with Real Madrid, Pardew said: “I want the fans to know that myself, Lee (Charnley) and Derek (Llambias) are monitoring all the transfers. “We know the players we’re looking out for, and if they move, that might trigger us. “If they don’t, we may hold off until such time we think the deal might be better.”

I`ll take the blame for it. Like Jesus Christ. Nail me to the cross and hoy me in the creche - I will pay for your sins sitting in that dark dark place

Is any of the additional revenue being put to strengthening the squad? No, so he can fuck off

J69 is a left-wing feminist puff thats why. Whats wrong with traditional english values, are they suddenly not good enough anymore? If you think sharia law and muslim traditions are so exciting, go on a holiday - see how they live. I dont want it on both sides of my house. If that make me a racist I dont give a flying fuck. Go cook your disgusting hummus somewhere else

agree with Catmag! My saviour.

Will there be any more basketball squad passing off as retards ?

diversity in stockys book means the immigrants helping themselves to everything on offer and refuse to integrate but rather force their own stone aged habits onto the new society and labelling it "cultural differences". If you dont like it here and follow local laws you can fuck off back home.

An enemy of my enemy right? Pipe down Lady Nightingale

fuck off MF!

Ouch - that has to sting a bit doesnt it stevie

You make the mistake of thinking your welcoming manner is reciprocated. It isnt, they just laugh at you behind your back and welcome your stupidity.