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My mastery of the english language is such that I can allow myself the freedom to mix it up a bit. Rules dont apply to geniuses. Cocky, yet oh so charming. A bit like that Tom yum soup. You cry while you eat it but its still so damn good.

Aeris is Norwegian, Ive spoken with her. Baffling that other people master your language while we sound like the tower of babel whenever we switch to our native tongue! Mongbreds!

Can FOP speak norwegian then? Or swedish? Ask Aeris if you doubt my norwegian heritage And J69, I realise the weights must seem overwhelming to you, since you are genetically engineered towards the womens section of the gym Rather than engage in a sensible dialogue like Dr.Gloom on here, you get all worked up over the fact that we are way stronger than you Dont be so insecure man

Would that be Adecco?

hahahaha!!!

suarez gets injured and their season is over

Seen your picture, you are fat mate. But thats ok, just try to cope with the fact that even though you somehow find people benching over 100 kiloes unrealistic doesnt make it so You are not very strong then, people are different. For some 50 kiloes is alot, others 100 - others again respond very well to lifting. I know loads of guys who are way stronger than me, you have 18 year olds in england and Norway benchpressing 250 kiloes. Let it go

Cover blown..

We fail to dominate teams really - a top 5 team should attack a relegation candidate from the get go - guns blazing. We dont, too often we sit back and invite the other team into the match. Heres hoping it will change.

Those boots on a fat bloke Bound to look hilarious. Whenever I see those tranny boots and your username I cant help but think

Pardews statement last night was quite telling tbh - "I dont think there will be any more ins and outs, but with this club you never know " Think that is as far as Pardew dares go tbh in terms of slagging the board. I am pissed - but its not pardews fault. He has absolutely zero say over anything re: transfers

Well done that man!

Everton looks far fitter than us due to having returned to training earlier and avoiding the holocaust of a preseason we had. I think we will be fighting it out with fulham, sunderland and swansea over a 8-10th spot.

11th Anyone can have a good season, in order to stand still you have to strengthen as others do. I predict 47 points this season.

Just dont try to get an accurate fat percentage reading off those

Just because you are a fat cunt who think you are stocky because you carry loads of excessive lard, doesnt mean there are people out there who fill out the shirt with - you know - decent muscle. 150 kilo bench is nothing special, I do a few reps of it pretty much every time Im at the gym. if you train for it, will take you half a year tops. I can see how it seems excessive to an obese male nurse though

Have to agree with Ant, all CT seems to do is take the contrary view to whatever is being offered up. Cant help but chuckle at all the bile being thrown back and forth here though, funny as owt. Cant tell if its just banter or people genuinly disliking eachother though

Ant bossing it.

In a desperate attempt to blend in?

to stay where u are, you need to strengthen. That's a fact and all others arounds us are busy buying top quality players. I hate this fucking club.

Im a geordie through and through meight, we know these things. Its a priori knowledge