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get in stevie

Ben Arfa playing, get in. I will actually watch this match, he is the only thing interesting about us these days. Might as well enjoy him these last 3 months before he takes off to a proper fotballing side.

Mix it up is just another way of verbally camuflaging hoofball. We finished 5th, but we did by no means play good fotball last season. 4-5 performances aside it was very much like this season, just Ba and Cisse firing better is all. We will never play interesting fotball under pardew, get over it folks. 8 more years of kicking it long.

I have to side with Sniffer on this one, sorry Alex.

If I was ashley I wouldnt free up a single dime to this clown. sacked from a league 2 club, the current squad is better than he has ever worked with before ( he did bench tevez and mascherano mind you ) He should have no complaints, and with the garbageball he is currently offering up he deserves nothing either. Stop serving us excrements and calling it lobster alan!

the only time i was truely convinced of Pardew was when he first took over from CH, when he first took over we went from somewhat direct play of CH to some great mixture of passing and attacking game with some directness thrown in. It was a period in this latter half of the season when i thought wow, this guy knows what he's doing , but sadly that turned out to be a honeymoon period, the following next season, yes we finished 5th but our football style has deteriated into route one defend deep and hit on the break with long balls, didn't complain too much as it got results. I wasn't even that convinced with that handful of games when we played well towards the end of last season, it was pretty much open season against teams that didnt have anything to play for but we did by trying to get that 4th spot. there were big warning signs, getting smashed by teams like fulham and wigan during that season, showed when Pardew wanted to deploy an attacking line-up it just falls on its arse. Pardew has got no clue when it comes to tactic in regards to attack.

No, its like an american thriller - every subtle point must be made glaringly obvious

I am, get over it

We need pictures to evaluate how far from grace you have fallen Jill

You are right im more about the fotball than the results. 12th on its own is fine with me, I dont mind being midtable. But I just dont understand why we cant equal say fulham in terms of some lovely attacking fotball. Boring my tits off to watch all the hoofing, maybe being OOT im not enough of a fan to appreciate NUFC playing regardless of how poorly we pass the ball around... just want something to be excited about other than ben arfa..

Agreed, they havent achieved success because they have been there for a long time, but because they are both great managers. Time alone is no guarantee for anything, in fact the longer in charge a bad fit is - the further downhill he will drag the club.

I thought that applied to scousers benny!

By paddocks reasoning he wouldnt be interested in us. Correct or not if you tar every viable name with that brush then you are left with pardew.

If we are in the relegation zone come christmas, will you re-evaluate?

I watch Fulham, West brom, everton from time to time - and often I enjoy it as I dont mind oogling good fotball. I think to myself " that is some lovely passing, why cant we play like this?" There are two possible answers to that question. Answer 1: Our players are not good enough to play like that Answer 2: Our manager is not able to make them play like that So which one is it?

The way they won the CL also left somewhat of a sour aftertaste in romans mouth. It was not how he wanted to win it at all, predicted a massive underdog in both the semis and the finals and parked the bus for 90 minutes and hit them on the counter. Roman is a fickle owner, he wants to be the favorite - he wants to dominate performances. RDM did none of these things and as such he is now without a job.

Aye would mind a bit of nibbling on that foreskin like

Tbh neither you nor I know for a fact who will and who wont work for ashley, and I think we need to put that 5th place finish behind us and look forward - because it doesnt look like we are going to repeat it. If past achievements were something you could live on Roeder would still be in charge. The arguement about noone else but pardew wanting to work for ashley is bollocks like. Yes transfer spending is likely to be somewhat limited but we have a great squad, 50.000 fans every other week and the chance to work for one of the biggest clubs in the country. Ashley isnt the dream employer but you make it out to be some kind of Urias post which is definately isnt. With our current squad we should be able to play alot better than what we do now and lack of defensive cover does not in any way explain our clueless tactics this fall. Look, the way you are refering to Jol and martinez you seem to be of the opinion that they are both inferior managers to pardew and also that they have no interest in working for us. The latter is an incredibly pessimistic view of the attractiveness of our club, but if you genuinely believe we have absolutely no pulling power whatsoever then I can somewhat understand why you seem so reluctant to get rid of pardew. I think we can get someone better, you dont - and both views are in my opinion perfectly fine. Just a difference of opinion.

I agree that game was very good, we highlighted Man Utds weaknesses which are in particular Central mid and tiote and cabaye were both on their game that day. But they are far and inbetween really, and lets not forget many of the lesser teams take scalpes each year. west brom took chelseas last week just to mention the most recent one. My point re the goals is that none of them came from proper build-up play - which is something I doubt we will ever see under pardew. Its a wondergoal here, freekick there, hoof and flick on perhaps...

I love the italian, such a manly man. No fucking around!

Yes but Ben arfa is ben arfa, has little to do with pardew. Imagine our build-up play with him out. Non-existent.

From a Ba volley wondergoal from a hoof, a freekick and an own goal. That result was a 1 in a 100. Such a one-off we released it on DVD

You wont let it go will you. Peoples bone structure is different, I have very heavy legs. Twice the size Im probably around the same size, he is a bit more cut.

You enjoy the shit being served up atm?

Tottenham rinced us 5-0 at WHL last season under redknapp, wonder whos the most tactically clueless one of the two Keeping wigan in the PL with the amount of bloodletting going on there every year is a miracle, they have no right to be there. Redknapp tactically shite he led spurs to 4-5-4th in three consecutive seasons from being relegation fodder, now arguably Jol did part of the turn-around there but they are both VASTLY superior managers to Alan pardew. In case you didnt know, we havent come back from behind in TWO years, we have never turned a game around under pardew. if we concede a goal first, thats it. Done. Game over. No coming back. The players seem to know this by now. Whos tactically the most clueless, I wonder.