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Would you rather go down than find out? Because it cant get worse than this. Did you see todays match? It should have been 0-6 against a relegation candidate. The consequences of keeping alan onboard could well be a one-way ticket down to the wankership. I shudder to think what the good teams in the league will do to us next, look at our fixtures gejon. Could well go into the New year with 14 points on board.

Part of me wants stability and just to ride it out, but part of me (my eyes) can see how bad we are and being honest, how bad we were for big parts of last season.

I guess being a small country we are more prone to foreign news than you lot. The world is quite interesting you know, plenty of things going on elsewhere.

Special results given the way we were hoofing it more like. Robbed teams of like 25 points. It aint working anymore. Look, I have nothing against pardew on a personal level. I just think he is a shit manager, and its glaringly obvious why. He offers up turgid cowardly fotball and likes to hoof it. I will feel nothing about us losing until he is gone and replaced by someone competent.

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I wonder, was the fans wanting roeder and fat sam out also ridiculed? Trust me, a year from now playing sparkly water fotball we will all look back and be happy we got rid. I voiced these concerns a year ago, and I was right. Prophets are rarely appreciated by their contemporaries.

3 more losses and I think pardew will get the boot. Im getting my champagne cooler oot. Shit fan etc.

With the players we have, Pulis and Steve Bruce would have gotten us comfortably 7th if not better. Starting to think we got 5th despite of pardew, not because of him. Last season was a weird one, alot of teams were far from their clinical selves. We were ripped open time and time again, but they failed to capitalize. Defensively solid? You are havin a larf, teams had 5 sitters every game.

But the way they are playing is invalidating all of Pardhoofs excuses and tbf a fair few of the excuses coughed up in here as well. They have a worse squad, less money and poorer players. Yet did you see them yesterday? They look like the 1990 Napoli - side compared to our pathetic excuse for fotball.

a pleasant thread dropby as always Monroe. Was in the newspaper, 3-page story. Occationally england gathers interest, even over here

14th is flattering given what we have churned out.

Another limpwristed windup attempt by toontastics resident nurse tosser? Look meight Ive seen ur picture, and encountered portions of haggis which were leaner and had more texture. Hell, even the jpeg file was greasy, could barely make your features out to be honest. Now, where were we. Thought he was a shit manager when he got here, thought he was a shit manager last season and - surprise surprise - he is now firmly sementing my assumptions as a grade A fraud. Get him out of yurr. Just get steve clarke already, its been 3 months of gash fotball and we are already 15 points behind west fucking brom. Looking forward to saints away. We are massive underdogs, of cource. Lets hope something magical happens.

hoyed jelavic into my team - nailed on 2 points... reminds me of last season when I baught Samba following a 4-goal match, only for him to get redcarded in the following match.. Im such a canny fantasy manager...

Really interesting that Paddy, top post The story I was presented was a fairy one-sided one, with focus on the family Bond in particular and how they got shafted royally by the military who allegedly expropriated their castle and property - following something that was supposed to be a temporary evacuation and they never got their lands back. The fact that the underlying motives could also be a demographical one sounds peculiar yet could well be true. Supposed to be a really lovely place in terms of surroundings and nature, these days its mostly military installations appearently?

Sipping my coffee I stumbled upon a story about tyneham, a little town close to bournemouth... A recommended read should you be into the gloomier side of ww2...

Glenn roader got us 7th, one lucky season doesnt wash with me - ESPECIALLY when we played, and still play - a truly depressing form of fotball. Eyes, Fish - do you use them? We play shit, eventually results will mimic that fact if not already. What grates me most about pardew though - fotballing matters aside - is the lying. He is a patronizing and condescending prick who takes us fans for idiots. If he went out from the get-go and said " look, Im here because I know Mike. I play hoofball, I like to kick it long. We arent going to have many transfer records set but I will try to stabilize us midtable" then I Would be alot more welcoming towards him. Now you cant say these things because it would scare players and fans off, but similarily you cant claim you are going to keep it on the ground, play tiki taka and ask for us to be thankful because we didnt sell our spine in the summer. You just cant trust the guy.

So you are still backing pardew I reckon? Looking forward to ressurecting your post 6 months from now Fish. I was right last year, Im right now. The man is a fraud and knows sweet FA about fotball. He only knows how to kick it longer than the other team.

According to people in the business, he is generally looked down upon by everyone Cant write, cant spell, rarely sober. And an arrogant cunt to boot. How he managed to land - or more interestingly KEEP - this job for so long baffles me.

Previous club experiences to suggest pardew is adept at going through rough patches and coming back on top again. In fact Im not gonna sugarcoat it. He is a shit manager who is out of his depth, total clown. And what this season shows has nothing to do with Kids Flab69, it has to do with a very negative mindset affecting the entire group.

Yeah its like a car crash Lee, everyone is disgusted but noone manages to look away as they drive past.

Unfortunately there is no empirical evidence to suggest Pardew is the man for turning things around once they go sour. In fact, fans of his previous clubs claim the opposite. Patience is only a virtue if something good comes out of it, could just as easily go the other way. We havent come back from going under 0-1 in two years with pardew at the helm. If he cant even turn around a fucking fotball match, whats to suggest he can fix a barn full of poo which is what our club look like atm?

West ham look like Real Madrid these days compared to us in terms of build-up play. Funny considering Sam Allardyce was fired because the fotball no longer "entertained" Mike Ashley. Is he entertained now, I wonder?

Get in Tom Ive said this all along, people wondered what has gone wrong since last season which were "magnificent" according to some. Actually nothing has gone wrong, its the same performances - only we are no longer robbing teams of points left and right with arse tap-ins. Our results this seasons are a fairer - albeit both tottenham and west brom wins were daylight robbings - reflection on our play than last season. Simply but we are getting the results we deserve - at last.

Just read it, it HAS to be a wind-up. Noone is that thick. "Danny Simpson, he shags who he wants" is NOT 'sticking by him'.