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Some BBC-newsanchor: "this was fotball for today - now over to scottish fotball"

Abeid in the Algerian U23-team: http://www.dzfoot.com/news-10018/en-u23-me...oun-en-renfort/ Very nice!

Still a nice write-up, but he is reading too much in it imo. Ronaldo is a homo-dressed prick who dives and whines, Messi gets the shit kick out of him and says nothing while still playing better. Thats why one gets alot of stick and the other doesnt.

Fishy...you would. We ALL would.

Her taste in tattoos is awful, She looks like an American crack addict off those late night phone-ins on sky. Nasty doesn't quite cover it.

I Wouldnt marry her. but I would destroy her. Those victory wings over her fanny though ...

is that feasible on a nurse wage? The Cinema beverage prices have soared lately.

+1

hm, 4 years in prison and social stigma for life - and 5-10 million in return...hmm.. Fuck it - hoy that bag of cash over..

A shag to die for?

Lets see yours then..

Sex with her is like russian roulette.. hmm I`ll take my chances..

Not the worst way to go though... stabbed during a threesome..

He`ll ask you to take one soon enough J20

Threat of it ending badly... Still would. J69 also would I`d wager.. he`d hit anything with a pulse and two legs mind.. and im not sure about the pulse.

Newcastle - Tottenham 40 quid on a Away win 15 quid on 0-2 Tottenham win 10 quid on a draw. No matter how this turns out, Im gonna be somewhat satisfied. Eggs in one basket and all that.

the fuck you on about Taco

get in Fulham

The dreams and hopes of Premier leagues poor mans City comes crashing onto the shores of reality

Looking beyond the points, Im kind of puzzled why we see a 2-0 lead as an excuse to sub in our worst players. 2-0 really isnt enough, 5-0 yeah - I could see that. Why is swapping in Ben arfa and Santon a bad idea when your up against a relegation side? Honest question: Is it really better to wait until we are down by 2 and they are subbed in to try to reverse the entire match-picture?

I might of told you, if you werent on my back 24/7 tecato!

We cant go down like a house of cards after the first half like we did today. Its gonna cost us loads of points if we do. We need to learn how to be confident in lead and hold up the ball and keep attacking.

Jokes arrive later here in Norway

No doubt.