Lake Bells tits

Obertan is absolute shite.

I want Berbatov in Added bonus: Handsome. Gives me a semi tbh..

Loic Remy had a few nice involvements against Arsenal. Reckon thats punching a bit above our weight class mind...

8 million seems cheap, question is would you rather have de Jong?

I`d love him tbh. Class.

What does people think about Berbatov? Surely he must be wanting a transfer soon?

My track record is sublime.

I dont think there is anything to it, still funny I guess.

10 million is not enough, we should get 20-25 million out of the senile old scot tbh..

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/10/18/liverpool-plan-10m-bid-for-newcastle-united-wide-man/ I`d have problems keeping a straight face when signing that deal tbh...

I used to think Raylor would be the no-brainer in terms of who would have to go of the two, but now Im actually veering towards simpson. Raylors right foot is a genuine contribution, whereas i struggle to see excactly what Simpson does that would make him the preferred choice..

Statistics and league spot might take a nosedive in that treble coming up against the top3 though, I hope we hoard up points in advance. Everton Norwich and Wigan in reverse order isnt it? I can see us getting 5 points from that, and 1 point from the three big following games. so thats 22 points come start of december. Should see us 7th I reckon.

Gabby would be 10m the way he's going this season and Eng and so on...So a no go. Rather we unearth a pacey African from France or Belgium for half the price. Why would you prefer someone untested and from abroad over a tried and tested player in the Premier league, pricetag aside? I can see your point from an accountants perspective, but then again we are fans, not excel-sheet wankers ( or are we?)

El Pistolero? More like La Rata

When Hernandez equalized I was sobbing, it was so beautiful. Red devils on the lout

"They have English friends, my daughter has a Newcastle accent. Sometimes I can’t understand her." :lol:

Garden landscaping?

Not for me, might have more to do with your search history perhaps...

Anyone seen this? fantastic scenery and wildlife, doesnt hurt that Karina is smoking hot as well. Bit on the chunky side but she carries it well. Would probably be a fantastic shag, i would until it fell off. Wish I could find a torrent somewhere, I`d like the entire season.

J69`s wife.

Ondine with Colin Farell - Very cute. Man from nowhere - Korean Taken/Man on fire movie. The end fight is ridicilously epic.

And I wasnt asking you, you daft cunterhead

Im not sure. and that in itself says alot about Obersquid.

There were two or three instances where he's literally turned his back on the opposition player with the ball instead of going the extra yard to close them down and force a challenge. Unacceptable. Maybe he's been cursed? "I curse thee! Thou shalt have the head and heart of a squid!" The Nostromo is coming into orbit next week, perhaps that will perk the fucker up. Can someone please do a Alien/obersquid morph?