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We actually have a SD employee in here? Oh dear Well credit where its due, it takes some balls to go public with that in here of all places... Id be muter than a mausoleum about such a fact if I worked there.

What a goal...makes Rooneys goal vs City seem ordinary. In other news, Real Madrids Altintop delivers a strong application for dive of the year

I didnt get it !

Take a picture of your balls with a piece of paper saying " This is not Paul Wynns balls"

Congrats on the wheels Brock! Fiestas are amazing drives! Chassis is brilliant even if the cabin plastics are a bit iffy. Drive it like you stole it!

EFA

Hoping for the new drogba, fearing for the new shola...happy to be proven wrong though.

Question: Will all the SD adds etc go away when/if we get a new sponsor? Or will they be displayed alongside? Sorry if this is a silly question.

Done deal but somehow Im not wanking over it...

More like 2 days of nation and europewide good publicity..with all doors open to build further on it. like Nike @ St.James Park or just the Logo etc... Im not in PR but I can see this being made into a giant ball of sugar for Nike... if they play their cards right.

I like their clumsy attempts at manouvering the boat!

I prefer a handjob to a blowjob myself. They cant seem to tuck their teeth away, fancy getting peeled like a carrot?

Who gets hand jobs past the age of 15! dunno, lasses on their period? I forgot your wifes womb dried up 10 years ago..

10 million IF we get that, IF we sell it, and IF we spunk it all on players. Do you see all these if`s as likely scenarios?

Aye, you need at least 10 times that to even think about challenging the top 5-6. We have settled for midtable, why smear faeces in our faces by renaming St James? Mid-table we can begrudgingly accept for the time being, this no.

Thing is its impossible to predict or foresee if getting this deal would actually make us spend more money on players. History points to this not being the case, The Carroll money has yet to be spent, and if 35 million cant make us open our pockets, I doubt another 8-10 mill will... Only thing that would clear things up would be to plant a microphone on derek or Mike and record what is going on in the boardroom, everything else is just speculation. But based on our transfer history the last 5 years, you`d be hard-pressed to make a case for increased spending..

I prefer these outbursts to utter silence if anything. Yes its disgraceful but the anymosity towards Shearer and Keegan go both ways, and as far as Hughton go well he may be right, still rude though seeing as Hughton has not said anything negative after he got fired...

IF we end up with Nike stadium or similar, and IF we are given a 10 mill/year contract and IF those money will be injected into the transfer budget, that will soothe my rage a little bit. Still unforgiveable mind... But at least point 2 and 3 is highly unlikely. Will go into "running costs" if anything. New bore hole probably...

Carroll is worth fuck all actually made me chuckle.

The time spent singing about st.James could be spent singing about Kitbag though Would honestly be a streak of genious, make every home game the biggest Kitbag wankfest imaginable, even the players would see the humour in it while creating black clouds in the higher echelons of the club.

Oh dear well at least he is talking. In vino veritas?

I love muscular girls who can give a proper handie.... my ex had to swap arms about 5 times since she was a lazy bum who never worked out... no stamina!

All publicity is good publicity. The more we protest the more they broadcast Sportsdirect signs everywhere. He could give a fuck about protesting and singing St.James Park. Just buy Kitbag gear and wear it if you have to attend on matchdays. Doesnt matter if you print St.James things on the kitbag gear or not. As long as its Kitbag and its visible, you are doing him a disfavor. If people ask you why you wear it, explain why. Baby steps..

Any link with a player costing more than 6-7 mill is deader than Madeleine McCann.

Answer to your question if it were ever asked. They are here to do a job which is two-fold: Play well for the team and get ready to be shipped off to somewhere in a higher echelon, and point #1 is a prerequisite for point #2