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Noone likes MIke Ashley. They still dont bother banging on about it every breating second though. Why not take pleasure in the quality in the side and enjoy the games and our good run, instead of sitting in the bathtub slitting your wrists over what might or might not happen the next 3 years. I honestly dont understand why u bother arguing with yourself and ur imaginary strawmen..

and you call me a big gay norwegian...

Cant disagree there But I fail to see what was so disgraceful about it. He was annoyed and frustrated and responded to pardews " we were the best team in the first half". He is a cock but I can understand his reaction.

"The first season was great and had some great moments - scoring in the cup final and the goal against Manchester City, the hat-trick in Wolfsburg," Owen added. "Last year wasn’t quite so good, but the manager has spoken to me and said I’ll be firmly in his plans this season. "He expects me to play a lot more." He lied.

J69 has said fuck all, you were the one starting the shit semantics about muslims etc McFaul

I always get a little semi when hearing brucie boy speak. He has this sensual way of excusing his losses. Must be a relaxing guy to listen to in the locker room. Even at 0-5 I bet he is gently patting his lads to turn it around.

You have to put his comments into context though. Pardew saying he thought we were the better team in the first half, Alex standing there listening to that shit after failing to score on 100% sitters, a penalty that was never a penalty, and fuming because he lost 2 points. In that situation, I dont think saying " I wonder what game he was at" is insulting at all. Its just a manager defending his team and disagreeing, beats me how people find that "sad" and "disgraceful". Donning my tin hat.

I still think he is shite. I am however happy to change my mind when I think its due. Not yet though. Frustrating player to watch

There is a good chance we will lose that game, leaving us with 1 point from the three matches. That wont impress anyone. So my point is that the jury is still out depending on how that game goes. Still, a point on Old toilet is impressive by any means..

Yup. A win, draw, and a loss from the 'big 3' games would be more than I had hoped for. More importantly, it won't see us drop significantly down the table. Whoa there cowboy, lets beat chelsea at home before talking about wins there shall we Erm, what? You are summing up our points tally and scribbling down chelsea at home as a win to further your point, but we might just as well lose that game, chelsea are hungry and dangerous. Im happy with a point there tbh...

Yup. A win, draw, and a loss from the 'big 3' games would be more than I had hoped for. More importantly, it won't see us drop significantly down the table. Whoa there cowboy, lets beat chelsea at home before talking about wins there shall we

Colocchini could be out.. back spasm.. rofl. nice.

I disagree. I think Cabaye Tiote Ben Arfa all will be flogged at some point, no doubt for a juicy fee. For the time being though, I just enjoy seeing them play together. Lifes too short

So some results matter and others not? 12 results is not " a few "

Fantastic reply and I agree with most of it. However, I do genuinely believe Tottenham can smash into the top-4 this season. I can see chelsea stumbling out of it, and Arsenal without Robin Van Persie is barely a top-6 team.

This is as high as we will ever get. A historical moment in the making. So Im just going to ride the wave, I enjoy being a NUFC supporter and read all the armchair pundits analyze the hell out of us. At least we are getting publicity

When I saw the bit of 'skill' at 2.24, I put my foot through the monitor and sent KSA the bill. Peruvian guano tbh. When I saw that I just turned it off. Just what we need, another player with no end-product. Poor mans Routledge.

We will be in for hoilet, seeing as he will be cut-price, young and probably not too greedy. Whether we get him is another matter, but I cant see any reason why we wouldnt be in for him.

The killer is ..... Im watching New girl atm. Zoeey deschanel HAS to be THE most attractive girl on the planet :|

Cant make up my mind whether he looks shit or class

Actually come to think about it, it is possible to get into the top 4. Wouldnt be too hard either. Just requires some world class scouting Seriously though, we could probably have a serious go if we plowed another 30-40 millions into the squad by signing 6-7 class players from eresdivisie and ligue 1 for about 5-6 mill each. The reason we wont is because Mike doesnt want to spend any money at all. It is possible, the same way it is possible to spend 100 mill like liverpool and still end up with a bunch of shite players. Just comes down to scouting and youth development. Bottom line: Carroll-money alone could - wisely spent - have bought half a team of top4-5 quality players like cabaye. Shame it didnt and probably the reason we can still only hope for 7th at best. Not moaning, just calling it like I see it.

spot on

It wouldnt take more than another 2-3 matches from benarfa judging by his current performances, to boot Gervinho out of the starting 11...