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oh for petes sake lol
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What did he say?
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Guud Rullit
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Macchiato?
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***Official Mike Ashley Euro express thread***
Lake Bells tits replied to Baggio's topic in Newcastle Forum
Im talking about what we should do next. And I`m gonna stop you right there, it is NOT the "best back 4" in the league ffs You have been drinking off the SD cool-aid. Both our wingbacks are desperately average, with Raylor bordering on the shameful now that he doesnt have Jonas Nanny`ing him. Might as well just throw Santon in there, because - and listen carefully because I am only gonna say this once - he cant possibly be worse than Raylor. -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Lake Bells tits replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
PROBLEM? -
Rationalization goes out the window whenever liverpool play, regardless of who they play - I just want them to lose. Badly Sayonara Jose, jajajajajaajaj
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Tecatos new nick
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Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Lake Bells tits replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
Didn't actually think you'd get offended by that post tbh, hence the banter-ish tone. Now stop pretending to be my father, you're scaring the children. sorry I do appreciate the banter, its just that Im always on the recieving end being a foreigner `?!? And you kind sir, are over me like J69 over a bag of chips. Bit of americanism thrown into the mix here and for that I am sorry. What I meant to write was I dont give two shites about liverpool or Arsenal. Can I say that ? -
***Official Mike Ashley Euro express thread***
Lake Bells tits replied to Baggio's topic in Newcastle Forum
I cant really find many positives at the moment. We went from the leagues best CB`s to the worst overnight, and with our current defence we are imo right in the thick of it even when facing midtable teams.. its gonna be a struggle for us until Colo gets back. Personally Id move simmo to CB and play santon LB, but it seems he is about as welcome on the pitch as an AIDS patient in a whorehouse, seems like we have a new xisco on our hands here. -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Lake Bells tits replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
Really? I always had the impression if someone said " look, I could give a fuck about your problems" that it meant exactly the opposite, they couldnt care less. sarcasm of sorts... Ah well, you live and you learn. Schooled by tecato -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Lake Bells tits replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
I love how you randomly use colloquial English words (even Geordie ones) yet get basic phrases wrong. I love how you for some reason find great pleasure in correcting and reflecting on why non-native english speakers get the occational phrase wrong. You must be sitting on your basement computer and wanking over your own language. I cant - even at a second glance - see what is wrong with that sentence, and it doesnt bother me in the slightest. Do you also correct people in real life? You must be a right laugh at parties. Why dont you fancy me with some norwegian sentences - correctly spelled - then? Haway big shite -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Lake Bells tits replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
You talk through your arse. Nowt else to say to that. We lost 3-0 at home and only Tim Krul prevented it from becoming a cricket score. And you do not find anything remotely worth critizising? Something went wrong, obviously. I thought Sammy looked out of his depth, loven was pants as usual save the odd pass, Raylor at left back is becoming increasingly hard to defend, why is Santon not given playing time? I also thought we lost a bit of momentum when HBA came off, didnt understand that either.. We are not a winning team anymore, time to shake things up a little? -
Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Lake Bells tits replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
I was desperately disappointed with Pardewon saturday. I have never seen a manager be so un-pro-active or even reactive to a game situation. Week in, week out, Raylor is getting more and more exposed. SWP, Defoe, Richards and now Sturridge etc, it’s getting silly, as teams target Raylor more and more. All 1st half Raylor was getting torn a new one by Sturridge but nothing from Pardew at tall. Guttierez has sacrificed getting forward to protect Raylor when we have a 5M international left back on the bench. If you want to play Raylor, put him right midfield but not left back. And then to take off ben Arfa, WTF!!! Ben Arfa and Santon are potentially our 2 best players and I just hope pardew doesn’t start acting like he did with Tevez and Mascherano and wouldn’t play them. We have over achieved so far, but pardew was poor yesterday when a blind man would have put raylor our of his misery. -
Obertan: Earths' gravity is no match for him.
Lake Bells tits replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
Im not sure on the confidence thing anymore. Confidence makes you doubt yourself, but does it turn you into a retard making retarded decisions time and time again? Im starting to think the oversized brain is hollow as a coconut. -
Just play along here now... Could steven taylors Injury force us to purchase an ADDITIONAL defender? Which would be able to provide decent cover for the spring season, and going into the summer window with Colochini, Saylor, Newdefender and Williamson. Seems like decent cover - at last. The most likely answer would be...no
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Newcastle v Chelsea Sat 3rd Dec, 12.45pm - Sold out!
Lake Bells tits replied to ChezGiven's topic in Newcastle Forum
I could give a flying toss about arsenal and Liverpool, their squad depth will see them above us anyway, as demonstrated by the demise of Steven Taylor and Colo. I worry about Stoke - currently 8 points behind us - and Everton. -
Steven Taylor is out for the season
Lake Bells tits replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
we went from the the leagues best to the leagues worst CB couple overnight -
Steven Taylor is out for the season
Lake Bells tits replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
si senor -
Obertan: Earths' gravity is no match for him.
Lake Bells tits replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Obertan: Earths' gravity is no match for him.
Lake Bells tits replied to Park Life's topic in Newcastle Forum
There is a fundamental difference between occationally wasting a chance when you get the ball, but still obtain a fair lot of freekicks - and giving the ball away on 8 out of 10 occations.. -
Steven Taylor is out for the season
Lake Bells tits replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Sorry, but I don't agree with the bolded bits at all. It's a completely different position, needing a completely different skills-set. I knew someone would mention Mascherano too. agreed, even at the level I play at, nevermind premier league, playing as a DM and a CB are totally different trades, physically they require similar attributes but thats as far as the comparison goes On your level they do have one thing in common though: They are both shit. -
Steven Taylor is out for the season
Lake Bells tits replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Perch lost us the game on Saturday. Fact. I can actually say for a fact that Colo would never allow big didier that much time on that header..it isnt even speculating. -
Taking off Ben arfa during half time was a bad decision, no way around it. We are desperately short of flair and he is one of the few who have it.
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Steven Taylor is out for the season
Lake Bells tits replied to Ayatollah Hermione's topic in Newcastle Forum
Top-10 ship sailed away then. a point a game for the rest of the season will see me happy.