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Nar I know this is terribly sick humour, but I tell you honestly when he types I think of that Brevin mass murderer bloke. Sorry but I do genuinely. Whenever you contribute in here McFail, I think of Adam John Thompson... sorry but I do. Genuinly. Honestly Mcfaul, being associated with one of the worst massmurderers in modern history is a bit offensive, a fellow norwegian as well... Its only been 4.5 months since the terrible event, and one of the 7 who died in the bomb attack on the department of justice happened to be my second cousin, she was 3 years older than me. I didnt really know her that well, but i did meet her on a few family occations. She was letting one of her colleagues out for her holiday and the bomb went off a few minutes later while she was still outside. There was basically nothing left of her and she died instantly, which was a great relief to her parents knowing that she felt no pain and it all went very quick, luckily.. Additionally, I actually have met Anders-Behring Breivik at the shooting range several times, and he seemed like a nice bloke. Which we now know he most definately isnt. I know you dont mean anything by it and it doesnt bother me that you throw around a bit of banter, but the breivik-comparisons is a bit too much imo.. Just a heads up

Totti - fucking hell :|

this nice football is nothing compared to smashing it up to the front. That was class to watch. There is alot of positives to be had from the first half of this season, but I cant really say we have looked proper "good". Good results and good performances here and there, but we fail to dominate and grab games by the throat like liverpool does for instance. We are more effective up front though, mostly due to Ba, which might well be our best finisher since shearer.

they are rather large? Need confirmation by means of a "these are not paul wynns tits" scribbled note in front of them. When I say in front of, I do not mean as in obscuring view - merely "complimenting them with a sign intended as illustrative information - think zoo and the small labels on the cages with nifty info". REGARDING THE BRA - should they be displayed WITH a bra, it could be any lass really, without would add to the authenticity that this is actually your wife since few women would take it off holding a piece of paper unless they trust you completely. Hence wife. Merry Christmas LBT

Throw some bacon strips on your grill whenever you see a niqab or hijab approaching

Yes, Cabaye santon and marveaux - all used to a continental pass-and-move style of fotball - is excactly what caroll needs He would be perfect for stoke and I shudder to think how britannia would be with delap machine-gunning throwins to Crouch and Carroll in the box..

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"Do me fecking garden lad"

Imagine if he pulls a winston bogarde

5 years on 75-85k a week. He is set for life. Since its Andy Carroll, he will probably be broke by the time he is 30.

Thats right!

Which post - reply - whatever , are in your opinion the funniest/best/most awkward this year? My candidate: I bet you wouldn't give it a go though Parky? Haway then Big Shite, rip the gas off the wall and stick one of your copies of Foreign Policy Magazine in the toaster. I look forward to a prompt reply.

Wikipedia is not a reliable source, ofted edited by fans and the like...

Doubt it... wages too high, loan deal seem unlikely.... is he any good?

I never said that though! Just said he was for sale

Well he didnt look any better last year and he still went for 50. If he was worth 50 then ( which he wasnt) , then surely he must still be worth 20 now..

Completing the circle at 27 would be a bit sad tbh. I could see it at 33-34, but surely most players peak between 27 and 32...

Clearly warming to the Norwegian WUM mafia.

Italy could be an option, Milan probably reckons he has a good 10 years left in him

I welcome his exit for no other reason that we will actually get the chance to see someone else there who might blossom. Mind you it will probably be for the worse, but his averageness is starting to bore me.

Tallest dwarf in the circus tbh

Wasnt that hitler dude from england

I cant name a single english person of importance either McFaul, I know you dabbled with tea imports in india and fancied a few slave colonies down in africa somewhere, but other than that you are a nation of nobodys tbh..

What about Roald Amundsen and Fridjof Nansen, the first men on the artic poles, you little cunterhead?