Lake Bells tits

If I had a pound for every time I made your day better, I`d have a fully financed season ticket ( at 50% discount) in my sweaty palms right now.

Mascherano on the bench, Tevez on the bench.... HBA on the bench..

The danish language one is a classic.

5 I think. Chick on the plane was something else..

Had a clean wipe poo this morning. Maybe people don’t know about them because you’re only lucky enough to get three or four in a lifetime…like the the splash of toilet water that goes into your hole when you splash one just right….doesn’t happen often enough.

A little heated cabinet with shelves. Like a Watch-salesman only with pies. Images going through my heed

My dog is also quick. Doesnt make him a good fotballer..

Imagine the passion of a busty italian woman though. First a heated arguement, then angry sex.

Here a pie is like a huge round stove-thingie

In Norway a hot dog is like the default "to-go" food. Its portable, easy to eat and rather tasty. Can you make a similar case with pies in england? A pie would be considered rather more "stationary" as far as a dish goes here, you would need cutlery etc.. Or do you eat it like a pizza slize? Bear with me, I have never bought a pie in england nor seen a "take-away" pie, just stirrs my interest.

20 mill + carroll parky?

In your defense, my jokes are hardly "in". Im just a norwegian with a lousy sense of humor.

Who is CT? Monkeys Fist brother.

Road House 1989 with Patrick Swayze - proper 80`s 7.5/10!

Would you be interested in one of CT`s homemade pies, lukewarm ? 4 for 3 pounds

Maybe it will fuel him even more to watch Sammy and Harris slowly undressing in front of him come wednesday? Just promoting the discussion here

Jonas is better defensively and have - dare I say it - a better end product though

Yes that is exactly what I was saying, you extract the very essence of what I am trying to say chez

Alright then I actually thought Routledge looked more interested in an otherwise very tame Swansea side, whereas Obertan was fucking up one after another of our attacks. Feel free to disagree though, its a forum after all But this match being the definitive proof of Obertan vs Routledge says more about our lowered expectations of obertan than anything else.

Confirmed cluelessness. Routledge was awful yesterday, Obertan wasnt good but he had a better game than young Wayne. Swansea parked the bus though, whereas Obertan was riding with the wind in his back and still managed to look clueless. Not saying I thought Routledge was by any means better, but it was far from a knockout. Obertan is proper shit.

They've kept more clean sheets than anyone else in the league ya daft cunt. They were and are hard to break down. Can you look me straight in the eye and tell me that a team with 5 defeats and 2 draws out of their 7 away games is a team that is hard to break down? I guess we have a different perspective on what constitutes a difficult opponent in that case. They might be decent at home, but that is by no means the case away. You daft mong. We played well and couldn't break through, they've kept clean sheets against 7 clubs more than anyone else, and got exactly the same result against a team who spent £100m on players last year Liverpool. Stick to looking like a mass murderer you clueless mug. Lost a relative in that massacre and you are still at it. Your parents must be proud.

With Routledge coming out on top I hope? I just never know with you chez...