Lake Bells tits

female Gimli tbh

If you find yourself frozen solid in the kebab queue at 04.30 - call me if you fancy a right northern shag. I have a shearer jersey in the roof, can it get any better.

A male whore? Or are you a lesbian?

You know me too well.

Fancy a Monroe Transfer?

Suddenly all the lads turn chatty and friendly, I wonder why Reel your cocks in lads. Every internet female is in reality J69 in trousers, enjoying a late night wank snack.

Boils down to whether you have come to terms with the shoestring budget and repeated fuckups this regime offers and try to look for the small bright spots, or still measure everything from the bobby robson point of view - what is fitting of a club such as ours. With our start to the season - we could have built on the results and no doubt finished 5-6th with a few key january signings. Instead we will fuck it up somehow by signing absolutely fucking nobody in the january window, and finish 10th. Actually come to think about it, the more points we have come christmas, the more players mike reckon we can sell and still get away with it. Pardew came out just today and again offered his little lambs for sale at the market. Reminds me of a Patek Philipe watch commercial - You never actually own a newcastle player - you merely look after it for the next club he gets sold to

A day off from work - taking my 5 month old dachshound pup for a small trip into the woods - what could possibly go wrong!?!? Quite alot, it would seem - the bloody thing took off and was spotted 10 miles from my location after a few hours, ended up with me spending the better part of the evening walking 15 miles on foot blowing the little whistle i got from the breeder. At around midnight the little shit comes running in my backtracks... my balls are freezing and Im sporting a cold.

our tight defense were partly reliant on Steven Taylor though fish. We all saw how his absence turned out.. What if we get another injury ( on colo), or williamson decides to do a perch? Or Ba`s knee decides to blow up? You make it out as if we have more legs to stand on than blackpool. We dont. Our squad is wafer thin. Without Ba or Colo we will find ourselves in the lower echelons of the league pretty much overnight.

Legend already. Im getting the JP shirt.

Chez, Blackpool were 8th with 25 points last christmas, look how well that turned out. Lets see how the spring season pans out before we declare him the best thing since scottish pizza crusts ( deep fried calzones ). I dont like the hoofing and clueless man management regarding ben arfa + playing perch obertan best ameobis etc... surely thats an honest viewpoint?

Only one small drawback. Pardew`s in it.

Also: No, Im saying Liverpool plays dominant fotball and Im sure they will do it vs us as well. How you spin that to me saying we have been dominated all season - well thats for you to answer.

Statistics can be geared to show anything depending on how you frame it, look at liverpools statistics-based summer transfers. Applying that American fotball statistics analysis tactic worked out well We have not played well this fall and our current league position does not reflect that. Which is what Ant is saying and I fully agree.

Pardew is working on terms he finds acceptable, hence he owns it. Otherwise he can just walk. Stating this is unacceptable and not what I signed up for. Any selfrespecting manager would be outraged just like the fans. Pardew isnt, hence he knows full well how this mug club is being run. Hence he is culpable. And dont give me this prisoners dilemma shite about it "being much worse if he walked". How does that excuse anything.

We dont have quality wingers able to distribute balls, hence either side is toothless. Cabaye is often ordered/decides to lay deep, hence there is no link-up. That my friend is why we dont have a dominant midfield and it needs adressing. Either by bringing in better wingers, or by telling cabaye to play higher on the pitch. And by starting Ben arfa as another link-up point who can draw our wingers in closer to the box and position. Its about the big picture in the games, not just statistics. Looking at that same piece of paper you would also see that Downing is the one creating the most chances in the premier league. Would you rate him as one of the best wingers then?

Providing supressive fire for you Aeris, move move move! I need backup here before the apologist brigade rigs up the Machine guns!

And despite the disillusioned ramblings going on in this thread about them not being that good, they will absolutely dominate us possession-wise and we will park the bus in a Wiganesque manner thanks to our brilliant manager who some people here would give a proper rimjob no questions asked. Is that due to the fact that they have better players or because Pardew makes Neville Chamberlain look like Mel Gibson in Braveheart when it comes to away tactics vs. the top teams? You tell me.

Do you think he will get more by saying absolutely nothing? At least it shows us he is aware of the shortcomings and want to improve our side. They way he speaks now, he seems happy to be the toon boss and everything else is just gravy, regardless of injuries, squad strength or results. He doesnt seem like a geordie to me either, just a generic manager spouting scripted shit in order to try and gel with the fans. Its so transparent its bordering on embarassing. If you ignore the results and league table for about half a minute and reflect on the squad pickings, tactics and subs it becomes quite appearent he is clueless really. A clueless git. A clueless lucky git with golden hairs up his arse who I bet couldnt believe his luck when we opened with an 11-game unbeaten run while still playing shite fotball. The only reason I dont want him sacked is because Im confident Ashley would hire someone even worse. We really dont know how fooking horrible they can be.

Ant is fucking spot on, I have nothing to add to what he just said. Pardew is just a puppet cunt who happen to have stumbled over a few hurdles. How can he with a straight face tell the fans that there will be absolutely fucking nobody coming in in january, a year after 35 million and another 10 mill during the summer have been banked. Absolute.Cunt. He should be saying: " Well we are in dire need of more players, both up front and at the back. With Marveaux being injured, I`d also look at getting a winger in. I will do my best to get them over the line, but ulitmately its out of my hands. But Id like 2 defenders, a striker or two and a winger in - no doubt. We have a thin squad" Put some pressure on Mike and the board room for fucks sake. Be on the fans side. Otherwise you are yet another cockney bastard.

Time to lower the expectations at St.James Park then I guess. Home games against relegation fodder are from now on by no means winnable on the trot. Happy with a point brigade marches on.

Bump for justice

Swansea and WBA at home should be 6 points. Anything less is sub-par(dew)