StoneColdStephenIreland

Friggin hell Gemmill, you've had is smirking like a wrong'un over the gold you've been coming out with the day, the customer's at work threw across some glares while i was chuckling away at me little desk whilst they waited with nothing else to keep them company but some other scruffers bad B.O

That's just wong.... Now where the fuck is my coat!

I was nearly in tears when I seen him popping through that rubber ring

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/...-ten-stone.html Jesus frickin wept he's a bigg'un

Yeah only in 'Emergency' situations as in having only one/none fit goalkeepers/strikers etc, emergency loans don't just get banded about willy nilly

I had gallstones when I was 15 a few year ago, which the doctors diagnosed as stomach pains for 2 friggin year. Then I got that pesky gall bladder took out a couple year later

You are daft though, Prem clubs cannot loan players in to their clubs outside the transfer window, silly

Only Football League clubs can do loan deals, not Prem clubs You having a laugh Lukaku would never come here He'll be playing for one of the top four if he ever comes to the PL. Wickham, Lukaku and Hooper would set us back £30 mill if we were to get them lot

Add Forrest Gump to that list aswell

The geography of where clubs are based also has a big impact on how big a club is, a factor for us being a 'big club' is we don't have another club in our city to compete with us. If you look at Manchester they've got 2 clubs, Liverpool have 2 clubs also and London has a clusterfuck of teams all competing with each other in one city. Sunderland for me is the only other club that is a big club without being rivalled by another team in the same city. I think the only reason people class Villa as a 'big club' is because they're the best of a shyte bunch of brummie football teams

A lad on my Facebook actually had him as a friend on Facebook (He said he got a friend request from Paul as he was on a Newcastle fans site) and this Paul preceded to write some queer (as in weird, not the bum-hole engineer queer) as out stuff on this lads statuses, in which the lad deleted him, so Paul then reverted to PM the lad asking why he's been deleted and hassling him, then with no response, started asking the lads girlfriend on her facebook wall why he wasn't talking to him anymore. Sounds like a right twonk from what i've managed to read of him the day whilst twiddling my thumbs doing balls all at work

Indeed. They're fuck all like they used to be. We had better atmospheres in the Championship then we've had this season at home

It's a 3 'o' clock home kick off......We're fucked!

4th season in and just sneaked into the Champions League with the toon, alls going well and should have the title this season or next

I thought you had to have a blank spot on the back of the shirts for the numbers and that to go?

If Ashley does sell, will that mean he's able to want the "£100 million he supposedly invested to keep us afloat"? Just like what the ex-Portsmouth owner did to them?

Gervinho's more of a winger than a striker if anything, but IMO we need another winger, and 2 strikers at least

Aye i know, luckily Dunne and Collins were absolute bosses against Forlan and Aguero, reminded is of Colo and Williamson and then that let is hit on the counter

Those 3 goals came out of nowhere like, but both were good games, me arse was gan like a rabbits nose in the 2nd game

I don't think we'll have got a player for nowt without a loan fee in which they payed 7-8 million for him just in the summer and would't be surprised if we were paying a large chunk of his wages either

Blah blah blah Seems by what Lovenkrands is saying here that he's a bit like Balottelli, the attitude that is, not his ability

Few year ago when we had the glory days of Roeder managing us, got beat 2-1 of Fulham (When Bullard got injured), they scored 2 in the last few minutes due to Titus being an absolute chump in defence

+1 I'd even rather play Perch for this fixture. SERIOUSLY? Yeah, Ferguson will get steamrolled. where as perch will get arse fucked. damn, a difficult choice to make He's already got an arsehole the size of the Tyne Tunnel, i divn't kna how many arse poundings the poor lad can take in a season

Gervinho's more of a winger than a striker

I think he's a good player but it will take a lot more than that to convince me anything other than the club is in decline. In fact, why would he want to leave Wolves for NUFC may be what he thinks, especially when Enrique leaves and Barton makes his dissatisfaction with the club known publicly. Don't worry i wasn't saying the club was on the up far from it, i'm probably the most pessimistic fan about, i was just throwing his name in and see what people thought of him and if we should get him. I've done the old Dennis Wise scouting technique and watched a few videos on the net of him and he's a got a hell of a lot pace about him and from the games ive seen of him, he does the total opposite of what Jonas does and runs at the defence with a bit of meaning to it and when he gets the chance to cross he actually does and doesnt faff on and let the attack fizzle out