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Tonali's pace at 6 is such a massive asset. It seems like one of those things that you don't pick someone at 6 for specifically but if they have it it sends them into the stratosphere. He's brilliant. Fast becoming my favourite player. Looks like a roman God too.

I turn 40 today. Having breakfast with the family in Vanuatu. Not as old as most of you lot. Life's good.

Not our best performance altogether with the odd defensive lapse. But they worked hard and our quality showed when it mattered. Credit to @Dazzler. Man of the Toontastic Board. What a run of results!

Great save! Good to see Miley working his way up the midfield pecking order too.

Great refereeing. Named after England. But don't let that distract you. Not a bottler.

Two very easy goals. But equally very well taken. Great work to put them away.

Missed the first few minutes. Strong half from us against a side who are setting up for a 0-0. Let's hope we add another to really force them to come out.

If Debruv leaves that'll give him a place to stand. And if Pope gets injured again, Eureka!

I know what would make you happy. Change the question to: "Are you a man?" The results are in, ladies!

The pundits livid on behalf of Liverpool FC. Beautiful.

Beat me to it @Toonpack by about a second. It is a great video.

Arteta is another one who Eddie has figured out. Like Emery and Ten H-Egg before him. Tindall dedicates himself to winding up the opposition managers so Eddie can calmly outfox them without breaking a sweat. It's dastardly. And I love it. The fact we scored from a free kick lumped forward was the most amusing part. We're a team that plays football. We're not the media-darling's version of a Fat Sam team, i.e., 'set piece masters' v boring football, 'game management' v time wasting gamesmanship. Then we score against them from a long hoof. Score again for the lols. Switch our formation to a literal 5-5-0 and just run a training drill for the last 30 minutes to save the legs. Tindall should turn up to the home leg with ten wrist watches on each arm.

Do you have siblings? Do you remember having a toy they wanted? It's basically that. I'll proudly say, I am not above childishness.

Get in. Brilliant.

Arteta the timekeeper. Count this cunt: 2-0.