LoveTheBobby

Gambling syndicates in the Far East likes this .

Cmon Poolis man you cunt .

The 10 theyve got on pitch apparently had 11 goals between them before OShea fuckin scored . Jammy bastards .

Di Canio's showing off a spectacular array of twitches and ticks . MickyMackem Grey was the studio pundit watching on AbuDhabi Sports stream . Says "Di Canio's been found out " Written-off before they've even got the museum glass case made to house his muddy-knee'd suit trousers marras .

Ohmygoodgodgosling

Too right ! He's been a proper life-saver

Nearly five past four mate .

I hope HMHM's feeling charitable if his bet comes in and he gets a 2 for 1 deal on his new geps .

I heard Gemmill had ordered one for when any light bulbs need changing at his crib ?

He could be an anchovy for all we know ?

5HAR T3D Edit...cannit make it up - this flyer just came through the door after posting the "dogtrack mishap" above !? "pebble dashing"

Cooking or Greco Roman wrestling ?

You're not wrong like . Did you see her on the Look North ELECTION HOTSEAT the other night when they put a chair in the streetand get folk to ask them what they're going to do about litter etc ? Sarah Millican's slow sister. And as for Norma and her borrowed false teeth, dear me . She'll have to pack in the bingo now . I'm not coming from a political angle per se but it's a pretty tepid state of affairs when this is the calibre of candidate

mmmm , the burning smell .

He turns out in cowboy boots ffs - dead give-away . Oh, then there's this . . http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/noel-edmonds-black-taxi-mannequin-1844540

Feistel Bangers - that was them. Yellow with a solid type fuse. German gear. They had an even dispersal as the wound cardboard skin didn't have designed-in weak spots like the run-of-the-mill Astra or Standard makes of banger. The newsagent on St Thomas' Street opposite Haymarket Bus Station used to sell us them . It was also home to the Whistling Moon Traveller Rocket Fish

I only bought replica tops for the thrill of the static shocks that used to tighten my balls like a pit lane pneumatic spanner .

For the current hierachy to be flapping so audibly at these recent stories like it's a new form of football journalism and to be calling out all and sundry as liars is laughable tbh . The neck on them man . The very same jokers who've revelled in using the media to their own advantage - with varying degrees of success of course - since day one . They know the fuckin game that it is as well as the buck-toothed mouthpieces from Sky and the red tops' nylon-suited hysteria-merchants . They just look like big bairns with their 'outrage' and the ott hair-trigger counter-reaction they've been putting out seems rather self-revelatory in both showing their true colours as pseudo bullies/control freaks and highlighting the probable extent of behind the scenes friction unfortunately . None of this is useful to the entity that is NU obviously but it's all just par for the course non ?

BMXing . Putting bangers in mounds of dogshit .

*voice of Partridge* "..this country"

*puts hand up* I don't do rumours ! . . if any of them it'd be Bingo .

I agree with him . I've now had to put all my faith in The Banana Splits .

legal action !? I'm tellin me Mam on them ALL !