LoveTheBobby

Similar to a blue waffle ?

I'll tell you what's changed - ice cream prices at the Crescent Cafe in Seaton Sluice . . Aye, that's the one, the one by the roundabout . Large family tubs to take out have shot from £6:00 to £7:80 . 7 fuckin 80 !

What the fuck y telling me for ?

Aye well she was why I watched it sad to report she had 'glammed-down' to fit in with those twats . Edit - thats not rachel reiley ? Its sharon from eastenders isnt it ?

That's him , he had some daft cap on tonight, nattering away underneath it about gadgets .

Any of the squareheads watch The Gadget Show ? Gave it a whirl tonight and it would be a canny show if they just calmed the fuck down a bit . That right said fred bloke with the lisp ffs , he's too much him .

WOULD YOU PUT YOUR FEET UP ON THE FURNITURE AT HOME YOUNG MAN !?

Like Splash ?

Is that the same Naymar that Roy Keane calls 'Nightmare' ?

I'd rather watch Doris and her tap-dancing dog than Dizzy Bastard innit bruv .

Was that YOU with the eggs !? whyioughta *shakes fist*

Tickets for the Friday have been going for as little as £33 A PAIR on ebay . Terrible lineup that like . Might as well put a big screen on with Britains Got Talent showing ffs .

In that you think more than 33% won't renew ? Or t'other way round ?

Giles Brandreth

School disco day at the age of 6 I got my winky-woo caught in my zip . So vivid is the memory and pain I can even remember I was wearing a pair of black cords and a red Wrangler sweatshirt .

Good old FLASHING BLADE In schooldays load of us went to King Eddies Bay one sunny day. Coming away The Flashing Blade himself was parked up and sitting in his car in the carpark that used to be opposite Gibralter Rock . We're looking n laughing at this car as it was emblasoned with vinyl stickers announcing the occupant and what he did for a living as well as advising us who his employer was . It was a metallic burgundy Nissan fucking Cherry . He gets onto us looking over and can only assume read our laughter as excitement as he opened the sunroof and extended his arm to give his adoring fans a wave . Further laughter . Knew someone who once rang in with "Alan Ive got a joke for ya , whats red and invisible ? I dunno whats red and inv . . no tomatoes . . *click brrrrrrrrrr*"

" Sunderland season ticket holder will stand trial . . A man arrested after Sunderland’s third goal at St James’ during the Tyne Wear derby A football fan has denied acting in a threatening manner towards rival fans at the Tyne Wear derby. Craig Lee Stanworth was arrested during the tense match between Newcastle United and Sunderland at St James’ Park last month. He is accused of using threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour. The 21-year-old, of Dean Park in Ferryhill, County Durham, appeared before Newcastle Magistrates Court yesterday. The case was adjourned until August when he will stand trial. Liam O’Brien, prosecuting said . . " http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/tyne-wear-derby-day-fan-stand-4034142

mincepie's got some beef .

"hello Alan, Im a first time caller and Im a little bit nervous"

may the loft be with you X

You're doing your best to coax the ghost of Christmastree past out today mind He'll be back rattling his chains around August I rekon . . WOAAAAHOOHHH . .

Not too sure on this one now Ive seen the trailer but either way it might be an opportune time to cash in on some of me MEM-I-RO-BEEL-EE-OH on Ebay though .

heeyyy macarena