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We signed him on a free, Kuqi, Kuqi, He’s as fat as Ashley, Kuqi, Kuqi Spill his pint and he’ll give you the chop But when he scores, he’ll bellyflop Shefki Kuqi, Newcastles Number 9.

Thought this excellent photo of Tiote looks a bit like an opportunity for some photoshop fun:

true. looks like we'll be playing Kevin "10 goals" Nolan up front then

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And me. Furthermore, if I ever required my professional assistance, I would be extremely reluctant to actually keep him alive after knocking him out (for which, my preferred induction would be that of Vinnie Jones in Lock Stock rather than one involving drugs). Although I might not have much choice in the matter - he has the kind of body shape, neck and, I'd wager functional capacity that gives anaesthetists nightmares. The fat fucking cunt. Do we have an option to recall Routledge in the loan deal?

Mine is Ashley selling Barton, Tiote and Enrique in summer. Then Pardew bemoans luck at finding suitable replacement with 70+ mil in Ashley's pie fund

thats Fulham's tactic. Average a goal or less per game, but they're also 4th best defense currently in league (on form)

can't say i'm surprised if true. what sort of message did jan send to the players?

source?

Form guide says it all. Blackpool in free-fall. Pts home Pts Away Last 6 10 Newcastle United 9 4 8 11 Aston Villa 7 5 8 12 West Ham United 8 8 8 13 Stoke City 10 7 6 14 Birmingham City 7 5 6 15 Everton 6 6 6 16 Wolverhampton Wanderers 9 3 6 17 West Bromwich Albion 7 3 4 18 Bolton Wanderers 11 3 4 19 Wigan Athletic 6 6 3 20 Blackpool 6 8 3

It hasnt been above 38 points since the 2002/3 season where West Ham, West Brom and the Mackems (on 19 points) went down. I reckon 35-37 points will be the drop this time with at least 3 teams sweating it for the last place. Goal difference will decide it. I also reckon we'll scrape 40 points+ and finish around 15th

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Texas Toon Needs to sort the moobs out. Didnt realise you had to twitter accounts Jimbo. Prefer the one with the Mrs picture though. Just one for me in enough - toonarmymia

From newsthump.com: Andy Carroll’s agent hospitalised after wanking himself into a coma The agent of Premier League footballer Andy Carroll is in hospital after slipping into coma as a result of excessive masturbation following Carroll’s £35m transfer to Liverpool. A hospital spokesperson confirmed that a man was admitted late last night and is currently in a serious but stable condition. His doctor told us, “We can confirm that we are currently treating a man who is in a coma brought about by ferocious masturbation.” “There’s also very little we can do about the fixed grin, and despite being heavily sedated he has been mumbling ‘ten percent, ten percent’ over and over again since his arrival.” “Surgeons have successfully removed his hand from his penis, but we are preparing his wife for the possibility that the erection will be permanent.” Andy Carroll’s agent quite happy The hospitalisation is a swift turnaround for the agent, who just six months ago believed his job for the next few years would mainly entail sneaking copies of Shoot! magazine into the local prison. The agent’s PA told reporters that the warning signs started to manifest as soon as word of the initial bid reached the agent’s office. She said, “He started to get an erection as soon as the £30m bid came in, and there was no danger of that subsiding despite Newcastle rejecting it. He was pinned to the desk all morning.” “When the £35m bid came in his hands were straight down his trousers, and when the deal was completed, well, he was pretty much a blur from that point on.”

Stokoeback Mountain: When Getting Thoroughly Fucked Over By 11 Geordies Is Still Not Enough

why bletchley park?

I think this loan / with option to buy is a smart move, as we did with Ben Arfa. According to Mirror we are close to agreeing such a deal, the negotiation is how much we will pay of his wages to Villa I'd consider giving him a try on loan, but not an immediate transfer deal.

bloody mint

I reckon this is the man for the job. Sky go and get it done! http://www.youtube.com/embed/o7zjhYKkOW0

"I'll take two sugars, love" For fucks sake, someone needs to go down there a have a word with that woman. She gone and forgotten the milk for christ's sake

Stokoe getting mixed up with Gray

Magnifico sheer genius

just noticed Stokoe in the toontastic banner at the top. when did that happen?

Modified the monkey one from the mackem game:

West Ham, Wigan, Wolves to go down. I'd see us finishing 10th. Villa will be below, regardless of Bent's goals. Mackems finish 8th (although could end up lower looking at upcoming fixtures), LFC 7th/ possibly 6th. It'll be close between us and Everton though. Blackburn maybe 9th or below us. If we get REALLY LUCKY, a potential 7th place euro spot. At top, Man Ure to win, Arse 2nd Chelsea 3rd and Man city 4th. Spurs will end up a gap in points behind in 5th. nothing new there Either way, we'll be safe and if we could finish above the "greatest team in the NE", it would be fucking hilarious