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PS if that advice helped you then can you donate to my Mo-vember page? haha! I am trying to get as much publicity as possible for it! http://mobro.co/KeithJMurray

Calm down mate, just picture something your doing successfully at. I personally always picture myself playing football and calmly spraying passes about effortlessly. I then say thats what I am like as a professional in my work and it calms me down. You just go in, do what you do best and go for it. I would say dont start off with a joke unless you see an opportunity to be light hearted. Dont be nervous just be calm and polite. If you wanna joke about something, joke about the weather haha!

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Depends, would make Ashley laugh all the way to the bank. Selling a player for £35mil and getting him back for £10mil (25% off as well due to clause). Would give him the ego boost for making so much profit on a player everyone said he was stupid for selling.

Seems that Liverpool fans are now turning against Carroll. The vented anger at him on Saturday for missing a sitter from 6 yards out which isnt what they expected of a £35mil striker (Rightly so) and now they are saying he will never work in their team due to he lacks mobility and he just doesnt look interested. I said at the early part of Carrolls start at Liverpool that he will learn the difference between playing for a club and get paid to play for a club. Personally I think deep down he regrets leaving us. Would I take him back? Potentially however I think it would be hard how to see how he would fit in with Ba upfront. The thing I liked about Carroll was he was a left footed player and gave great balance on a 4-4-2. Would only pay £10mil to get him back!

Haha! Here is a very raunchy video of Rachel Stevens a laying on a bed in a very seductive way asking you to touch yourself for her! I aint joking either!

Hahaha! A pic of a my balls I will show for an extra tenner!

I could probably donate a picture of her tits with 'These are not Paul Wyn's' written on them, if you think it'll help? Haha! Go for it! 2 for the price of 1 of tits pics! Added a new pic to my profile on Mo-Vember if anyone wants proof that I am doing it. I look more like a teenager going through puberty than Tom Selleck!

Our bench consisted of Ben Arfa, Gosling, Santon, Sameobi... They aren't exactly shit! Games before that we had Marveux, sho ameobi. Not wold beaters but defo game changers

It's a pic where you can see her face and me pointing lol if you girlfriend is also interested, would she like to donate? My thanks to Cat Mag for donating to the cause, I am very thankful for every donation made!

Cheers mate, much appreciated! I wondered who randomly donated at 5am. I thought it was someone from work who I was drunkenly canvassing for donations.

I think the reason is that if the money is won by either party then it goes to a good cause much like when the loser makes a loss then it goes to something better than a beer drinking fund. It's a winning situation for a great cause! However this month people should donate to my Mo-vember effort to get a chance to see my missus hold up a pint with her cleavage!

Best of luck to the man! He done a fantastic job for us in the championship. His pace seems to be lacking but he could do a job in the championship as he was a very intelligent player. He use to make a lot of intelligent runs to pull defences to one side to allow other players to get in to space. At this level unfortunately, he is coming in to one very difficult league where defences are world class and tougher to break apart. I think him playing after his father died was a great mark of respect to his father and his attitude. It was brilliant that he scored.

I take it your expecting 70's style boobs which are ok compared to Modern standards?

I know your a man who likes your boobs Mr Fist!

Yes Gemmill, since you donated you will get the picture lol! Raising money for this is hard although today I got a fiver for wearing a drawn tash and going round my office with a business as usual attitude for 5 mins!

I notice the wink there, are you looking for me to present my arse TrophyShy? haha!

Shameless bump in order to show my new incentive

I remember I claimed jobseekers allowance for two weeks, I had my first signing on session and at it I told the woman I would not longer require this. When she asked why, I said I had received 4 job offers and she looked shocked. Anyways, I remember this one lassie kicking off at the bouncer in the job centre saying she was busy and had stuff to do! Reminded me of that scene in boyz in da hood where the wee kid says I got stuff to do and the mum shouts what you got to do ya fat shit? It ain't like you got a job ya little fucker! Haha

In a shameless effort to promote this I am going to suggest something that will speak to people on this forum. Boobs and beer. If guys donate kindly then I promise to put up a picture of my missus holding a beer with her cleavage! Let her breasticles raise money for your testicles!

Today - the most exciting thing I done was resign from my job after over four years

Cheers Gemmill! It's very much appreciated!

Cheers Ant! It's very much appreciated. I was in the same position, starting a new job soon and finally got the start date of December 5th so I could do this!

Alright Lads, I am doing Mo-vember and wanted to come and ask/beg for money! I have now made a promise to show a pic of the above if people donate. She ain't a minger or fat but has good sized cans! The money goes towards prostate and testicular cancer. Unfortunately this cancer is the number one killing cancer amongst men the ages of 20-30. The cancer is something that can effect guys from a very early age. The money goes to an extremely good cause as its to help find a cure and support families going through it. I really like my balls and for that reason I am growing a tash for the month. Plus I will feel like an 80's porn star in bed with the missus although I will need to knock on the door and ask if she needs her plumbing fixed before finishing off with a pump Anyways here is the link please be generous and you can all laugh at my shit pic and updates! http://mobro.co/KeithJMurray Cheers

Poor cunt, he must have been desperate!