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This new lad calling out Fish for his avatar btw, cheeky Yid I wasn't calling him out, it just freaks me out! On the 'United' thing, that would wind me up too. Luckily there's only one Hotspur Your avatar pic freaks me out, looks like the guys face is melting off! Anyways, Morrison is another Ranger who is on the road to becoming a jail bird. I think if he came to Newcastle it would not help him any further given the party culture of the city. He would probably end up in jail. Might do a Joey Barton and end up becoming civilised. Would love to see Morrison, Ben Arfa and Ranger on the same training pitch... Fuck it we sign Carroll we could maybe make money from training ground fight nights! Gypsy Carroll vrs Nile Gangsta Ranger Fiesty Benny vrs Radge Ravel

50k and ten bottles of Strawberry Syrup and it's a done deal!

Pardew should say that Gareth Bale has a release clause in his contract if a top four or Mega club like Barcelona come in for him! Redknapp is a proper prick for doing this. He is getting in to other teams business! Ashley should make his move now and give Demba a new contract.

Doubt it's 7mil. He cost 4mil in signing on fees alone. Ashley would set a release clause at the total cost of his wages, fees and bonuses. I think you looking closer to the 10-14mil mark depending on what his weekly wage actually is!

NEWCASTLE INJURY BLOW FOR MAN UTD! Obertan has been passed fit to play! A crying shame!

8 million but probably out of the 23 million we will get for Tiote!

You are going to take a massive hit on him and you could be looking at 15-20 million. You also have to give Newcastle 25% as there was a sell on clause inserted in the deal.

1. What is your opinion on Mike Ashley? I am half and half on Ashley. He has given Newcastle a financial reality check. We have stopped buying the proven, poorly thought out so called superstars and are signing well scouted and thought out players like Tiote and Cabaye. He does some good like the half price season ticket offer which means he gets fans on side but then changes our Stadium name. 2. What is your opinion on Alan Pardew? I like him as a manager, he says all the right things. Tactically he is spot on and does his research on other teams and more importantly on ours. He goes through stats to see where we done well and where we need to improve. 3. How do you rate your season so far? Very good, we have done well and we have picked up good results however it came apart when injuries showed how poor in defence we are for back up. Sitting 7th with not a lot spent is a great achievement however we need some depth. 4. Why on earth St. James' Park has got some terrible sponsor name? Is it Ashley responsible for that? To increase revenue to the club and make sure we maximise our sponsorship potential... It will always be St James Park. 5. How do you feel on Andy Carroll? He hadn't set the world on fire since he left however Liverpool isn't playing him like he should be played. I don't wish him any bad however I think he needs to leave Liverpool as he is not for them. I see him going to Spurs. 6. Who have been Newcastle's best players so far this campaign? Demba Ba, I don't need to say why, just look at the goal scoring charts. Cabaye, he is a great player in terms of his passing and play making ability. 7. And the worst? James Perch, he is just shit and no match for any premiership striker. 8. Would you like to see Sunderland relegated, or would you miss the Tyne-Wear derby too much? No, just 17th. 9. What are you hoping for in the January transfer window? A couple of new Defenders and a striker. Eric Pieters, Chris Samba and Carroll for 7 million. 10. What is your opinion on Kenny Dalglish, our manager and your former Shit for us, dismantled a great team to make a shit team. Looks like he is going to waste liverpools money! 11. What do you make from Liverpool's season so far? For what you have spent you are having a crap season. Liverpool seem a bit if a circus with Suarez bring a racist debate and Carroll being poor. The T shirt stance made you look a bit wankerish however supportive gesture was. The PR should have been sacked! 12. Newcastle are given a wild card to sign a random Liverpool player. Who would you opt for? Enrique - left backs are rare and he is one of the best. He is so strong and had a great partnership with Gutierrez. 13. Are there any youth players coming through the Toon ranks worth keeping an eye on? Sammi Ameobi who is Sholas younger brother. He is quick, skillful and fearless at running at defenders. He tracks back as well and will defo be a first team player. 14. Do you have any particular memories of a game between Newcastle and Liverpool? 4-3 matches. Too young for you to remember but you can get the DVDs of them. Just full blooded attacking football with great players like Ginola, Fowler, Lee, Ferdinand, etc 15. Where will both teams be come May? Euro spots 16. What will the score be come Friday night? Score draw - I doubt we will win and it will be interesting to see how you play without Suarez What do Liverpool think of Carroll and what will happen to him?

I am sure the old Newcastle would have been first in queue. Personally I think he will head back to Spain! I wonder if the same will happen to Carroll! Personally I would take a punt on Torres at a more reduced price as you can see glimpses of his old skill however he just can't fit in the Chelsea system of playing. I think he would thrive with some like Cabaye to provide chances and Ba to track back to help the midfield. Unfortunately I doubt he would take a pay cut or even consider us!

I don't think you can question Pardew, when we have a fit squad then we have a very solid team. Pardew is the first to tell you that transfer decisions financially are out of reach and I genuinely believed he asked for a centre back but financially the club said no. Let us remember the results we have been gaining have been down to the players and the tactics employed within those games to go out and win them. The same team out there wasn't the same team that went on unbeaten run. It's utter bollocks to question him on the back of the last four games. We have missed some very key players and let us remember that Chelsea should have been down to ten and I believe we would have won that much! The left back you have went on to have a go at has won us games and also been apart of one of the strongest defences in the league. Whilst not achieved as an individual he has done it as part of a team.

Norwich attacked the weakness we had which was strength and in the air. They deserved their win as they beat us tactically. This has just shown up our sheer lack of depth in the CB area. Perch is a fucking joke, would have played smith there and that's saying something!

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Sol Campbell? There was our ol pal Diatta but he signed for Doncaster

I usually begin the fight against the hangover at the end of the night by getting a chippy. Usually half a pizza supper. I get in and have some diluting orange by the pint. This usually begins the fight in helping your liver process the alcohol. The pizza and chips help soak it up. In the morning, if there is still a bad hangover present then I usually wake up at 8ish. I then realise that I am probably dehydrating and hot so I stick my head under a cold shower to basically cool me off and shock the body a bit and leave my hair damp to cool the pillow down too. Finish off with a can of rockstar energy drink on your way out. The amount of times I could be found at Newcastle train station with a can of that stuff on a Sunday when getting the train back home!

Sammi Ameobi on the right wouldn't be a bad idea, he can put in a shift defensively. I seen him do it for England U21s vrs Belgium. Is Tiote defo out vrs Norwich? To be fair I would be happy with a point as they aren't exactly a bad side and they have got some pretty good results. Maybe I am being rather pessimistic given our defensive situation when our attack is very much a solid one.

Lee Tyder has been saying Kadar isn't rated by the united management. I don't think he is a centre half, more of a left back. I would go for.... Simpson, Santon, Tiote, Raylor. Guthrie and Cabaye have been alright in the centre. Santon has played CB for Italy before. Sol Campbell is still a free agent haha! Expect him back on Tuesday

Graham Carr will know some 18 year old French laddy who is the next Thuram!

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Shut up! Knowing our luck he will offer himself very cheaply and Ashley will boot Pardew for him!

Thank for the donation ant! Had to look up who you were taking about CT!

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I really can't believe it! He seemed universally popular with people! I can only hope his family will recover as that will be a massive blow to them.

As soon as I saw him touch the ball I knew he is destined to be a world-class player. Didn't need to watch beyond that. We could loan HBA out to Doncaster and bring him in to fill the void while HBA gains experience/fitness to be able to contribute to our squad. I am waiting for Alam Smith to turn up at Doncaster

Looks like another Obertan, pace, pace, pace and the occasional bit of skill but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Simply wouldn't get in our first choice team at the moment. He is a great grafter who doesn't give up. Be an excellent option from the bench. I would take him on a free but no more than that. I personally think we are looking at bolstering our squad if we get in to Europe as we will have a lot of games to get through and we will need more players for rotation.