KeithJ

Can I change to Dortmund instead?

Colo is set to take him under his wing and to his local hair dressers too!

Should we just get started?

I see in the next article that he asked Sven about Gervinho. Got told he wasn't an out and out striker so it looks like he wasn't quite impressed with that and has left it up to Pardew. Reading the article it looks like we are going to go for a quick striker. It's a pity we couldnt find another and younger Defoe.

That's my point Jonny... Notice the part that said Stupid signing!

Sunday mirror reporting that Mike Ashley is going to get offered 200mil to sell the club off to some Indian owner. I will believe it when I see it personally. I would not like to see us do a Blackburn as their owners seem off their rocker! As much as I would like Ashley gone, sometimes it's better the devil you know. The way we are doing business in the transfer Market is the right way forward. None of these big and over rated stars. Going for the younger and hungry Tiotes and Ben Arfas! I would be scared that a new owner would try and make a stupid signing like Fat Ronaldo! If only he was better on the selling aspect. If we knew he was going to invest that 35 mil then I don't think many of us would have a problem but we know we won't see the proper kind of investment from him to do that!

I would jump at the chance, even at £67! The chance to run out on the turf and say I have played at SJP is a good opportunity!

Dyer has signed back to Ipswich on loan for a month. It never ceases to amaze me that we sold him for £6mil. Another so called Top Class player who done nothing but fail the potential he had. He was very quick and very energetic. I still remember his goal against Everton where he knocked it over two of the on rushing Everton players before slotting it home. It seems the only man who got anything out of him was Bobby Robson and all he done in return was get the poor man the sack.

Why don't you put those to t-shirts in the empty seats of the stadium of shite? Make it look as if you have fans and people will think your fans have got better looking! Haha!

Away France kit is hilarious! Haha! Yeah, I think Newcastle are getting a new kit this season. I hope it is of much better quality! The home shirt was thrown together. I bought the new training gear and it hasn't really been great. I actually prefer last seasons Adidas kit!

I have never laughed so hard at the wooden acting from the mackems answer to Russell Crowe! As 49000 they are one yet I see empty seats in that advert haha!

In the Evening Chronicle tonight he picked up a knock on Friday in training. Why Pardew never mentioned this in the press conference is beyond me. You can say it was down to tactics but he never starts a match and is always on the bench.

Does anyone know what happened to Nile Ranger? I thought he was due to get a place on the bench against Everton however nothing has been mentioned. Has he picked up a knock? Or has he done some thing wrong?

First ever one was mid 90's Vrs Hearts in a preseason friendly at Tynecastle. I remember we had just signed Shaka Hislop and checking the teletext about it!

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Any update on this Besty?

Against Stoke he will definitelty be overpowered by that Rugby team however he seemed to do well against Chelsea in the cup. Against Ben Haim he also done well.

dream scenario This is also my hope as well!

I was in the gallowgate and there was a bit of noise that came. Not as often as I would have liked though.

I think we need another powerhouse striker who can head the ball. I wouldnt mind that lakuka boy from belgium and hooper from Celtic. Put Nile on loan and keep Best and Shola. To be fair to Kuqi in his five minutes yesterday he got back, defended and he tried to make a handful of himself against the back four of Everton.

Whether those passports are real or not are the questions though! Only players I can see from the SPL being of interested is Hooper, Emelio from Celtic. The other player I like the look of is Booth from Hibs who is a young left back. He seems to have the confidence to take players on and got a good cross. Weiss on loan from Man City looks quite a lively bag of tricks and I think city would let him go for not much money.

Seemed to be a full, no holds barred article in the Sunday Sun about this. Seems Nile Ranger has all the talent in the world but just hasn't made full use of it by being professional. I personally think Pardew should shut up about it to the press and deal with it behind closed doors.

Unfortunately, positioning comes with time as a defender. I remember Simpson being terrible in the championship. The amount of time I was shouting at him in the championship due to him leaving wide open spaces. Well done to the lad though, it's a daunting task to come on in a premiership match where you are losing. Well done to the crowd for not loudly groaning when he lost the ball. Things like that can ruin a young players confidence. Yes, he is slight and young however he has got some raw talent there. The lad needs a few seasons to bulk out.

This is where I think Newcastle can do something here. Let us remember that Joey Barton came out with these kind of statements. I still remember the World Cup Book rant just before he joined the England squad for his first cap. Everything he has said appears him to be whining however he has a point. Who would wanna live in Brum? It is possible he got singled out by Houllier. All this has done is driven down the price of Ireland by quite a bit. He has no road to return to brum. He seems to have taken a shine to Pardew and if that helps him regain form then thats all the better for Newcastle. I am hoping Barton will take him aside. Let us remember Barton was a prick, a twat and been told he would never play for this club and now he is one of our best players!