KeithJ

Colo is in talks with Enrique and trying to get him to sign a new deal! Could be part of Pardews plan since he made him captain!

It's hard to find the real owners. Investments and the law can makenthings possible to track. You can track down owner after owner after owner all around the world and still not know who is the proper owner. Even Newcastle United isnt directly owned by Mike Ashley, instead its by St James Park holdings and somehow from there it will boil back to Ashley

Big fan of Cat Stevens, apparently. Technical glitch on his Visa... Someone mis-spelt his first name probably! Yoyan or Yohan!

Rumours going around that he has been denied a visa for the US. I wonder what he has done...

He is side stepping some questions in order to keep himself popular in the dressing room! Much like when a slut on facebook say she loves that special some and they know who they are when in reality it's about 4 guys taking turns on her

I like the iPad. I done a massive bit of research in price, quality and how good the tablet was. Had a look at the 101 tablet but with no android Market and no support for any of the tv catch up players I gave that a miss. Had a look at the blackberry playbook and heard of problems with bugs and crashing. Finally I arrived on the iPad and went for it. People say there is a lack of flash however I just got an app called swifter, with this app I can view flash websites with flash videos. I need this app to access my investment course. In terms of presentations to clients, I can simply take out the numbers app and convert things easily in to a chart or download the keynote speakers app to make interactive slide presentations. I do have my desktop however I have it linked up to a 42inch plasma due to wanting to stream love film, sky player through it. I have the remote app just incase I need access to it when I am out. The sky app for the iPad is awesome. Run through the programs and press's record. Also the apps for all the catch up tv players from BBC etc were there. Catch up tv which streams tv channels is also excellent. It is streaming but good enough for something that's fuck all.

Kaz Lualua saying he is in the Airport waiting to fly to Brighton!

Problem with the above is that US dont really have access to the criminal british database. Its not unless they are a real big terrorist or major threat to a country will they have the information. I know people who have been dishonest and not admitted it and got in. My father who got caught drink driving 22 years ago was honest and admitted it. US refused him! He is 70, tee total and pisses 3 times a night, i doubt he is going to exactly be a big threat to the way the american dream!

I would keep Shola to wheel him out against the Mackems. He just seems to score for fun against them. He will then go back to not doing much else against other teams!

Looks like a few teams are interested in him. Swansea, Nottingham Forest, etc. Be interesting to see how the Swansea deal pans out if that happens. I wonder if we will still only pay the £1.1mil for Naylor or if we give them a reduce figure and wayne!

Come in Nikki from Poland!

Just told Joey Barton he is getting a 3 year contract and will be made captain, to which Joey told him to fuck off!

I hear we are about to sign Rooney, We believe The Donkey will be the perfect partner for Donkey! I'll grab my coat

Looks like Gus Poyet is getting pissed off with Newcastle and is thinking of pulling the plug! Let this be true!

I really dont think the Darren Gibson transfer will come to anything. Out of the three players that the scum have bid for he was the only one to come out and welcome to the move to Sunderland. Alan Pardew has spoken of creating a fast and free fllowing attacking side. This explains him willing to let Nolan go as he feels he wont fit in. He has bought Cabaye who is better than Gibson and a french international who has more to his game than a good strike on him. Before we sign Gibson, we would need to look towards getting rid of Smith and Guthrie which wont be easy. I personally think this is all agent talk and it just so happens the closest side to the scum is a team like Newcastle with money to burn (We all know we dont really cause our owner is tight). As others have said, the £5mil will be put towards strikers and other positions before its put towards Gibson. Even then, £5mil? For what? He isnt really proven in the league.

I wonder if Vuckic is over rated at the moment. He had a good match against Chelsea but apart from that, he has hardly been tearing it up!

To be honest, Sunderland fans really amuse me. Between the fans that queued up for the new shit, the city centre in Sunderland and that Season Ticket Advert which claim that a draw broke black and white hearts... a lucky draw at that! We beat them 5-1 and we had to fill in for them at the end when Darren Bent scored to give him an ironic cheer haha!

nufc.com reporting he is going to be sent on loan!

Nah, he sent a T2 Terminator back in time to chase him through the city of Newcastle before finally getting shot.

Been rubbished by Lee Ryder on twitter... expect a medical this evening and for him to sign a 5 year deal, pay as you play!

I think for the right fee then I would take the gamble on him. As long as he as the attitude and hunger to be a success then its worth a punt. He has a lot of attributes that could make him a good striker however as it shows with Ranger it means nothing without a will to succeed.

Great Championship player but agree with the comments about him not having enough in his locker to make the grade in the EPL. Helicopter for Guthrie!

Good luck to the man and if he ever returns to SJP then I hope he gets a great reception. Still remember watching him with the championship trophy when he was doing a TV interview after the match and will never forget when we destroyed the mackems 5-1 at St James. Hope he takes Best, Perch, Guthrie and Smith!

I was making it up like but I could see them looking at a younger model. Age doesn't bother Fergie though when you think about it... Giggs & Scholes are testimant to that. He doesnt exactly use Schole or Giggs fully like he would do when they were younger. If you look at Giggs, he only made 25 appearances in the EPL last season. He likes to have some fresh players and blend them in gradually. Nice thing to have as big club with quality in depth. The human body reaches muscular peak at 25-30 years of age and then it starts to decline. Obviously everyone is different but thats the general understanding.

On the Evra part, he is starting to get on a bit now. He turned 30 in May and Man Utd will no doubt be looking for the next player to fill in at left back.