KeithJ

I wouldn't mind Defoe, very good player but I doubt we could offer him the wages or spurs the fee

I like how he is arguing against the Premierships greatest striker.... Who the fuck have the mackems got?

Andy Roddick, my old boss came in and said it was like watching the spitting image of me playing in Wimbledon

Your the man Tom!

If I were in Enriques camp then I wouldnt be too worried. He is holding all the aces. He can stay and everyday he does then his pay out gets bigger whilst Newcastles pay out gets reduced. As soon as he gets to January he will have every top club after him. A top left back available on the cheap. I hope he signs however I stand by my prediction he will leave!

Subaru? My missus would leave me if I joined the chav brigade. Plus I would feel left out if I didn't get the big bore exhaust so everyone could hear me. Honda's are mainly boring to drive. BMW for me, it's a good car for day to do but still have a little bit of oomph to give you an adrenaline rush. Take the DTC off and go country road drive! Magic! Mini countryman? For shame!

I suspect your right as well or there has been a bust up somewhere along the lines yesterday. The bust up with the club may not involve Pardew really. I don't know if Lamblias is with them or maybe his agent called to tell him Newcastle weren't playing ball. I suspect he has been told something and then got angry about it before taking to twitter.

Whilst I agree with Enrique and what he said I think he has been selfish and inconsiderate of how he has went about it. To use twitter to convey his message is rather unprofessional and has caused problems not only amongst the management but surely the squad moral. He wants to leave and I understand that but players of true professional behaviour don't set about twitter to get things done. A simple written transfer request would have been enough.

So you have to put patio slabs, dead people, or bags of sand in the back and that's no hassle? Regardless, it was very noticeable how many BMWs were stuck in the road or wrapped round a lamp post last winter. Compared to my mates golf which he spent 1 hour trying to get out a street, my BMW cruised down it with no bother. I also encountered another one I needed to push to get it going along. A quick 2 mins of loading the back was fuck all really. I think a fair few cars were stuck never mind a BMW!

Sure it was in the chronicle. Would need to dig it out, mind you I haven't read much about if he picked up a knock in Orlando

Wasn't that bad supposedly... Another club lie! Will it ever end?

Sounds unrelated tbh. Either that or a bust up has occurred between Enrique and the club before the twitter scandal. It's going to be a mighty interesting 24 hours

Kev, you got us mixed up with the Sunderland board, this isn't Titus!

One of the reserve left backs has been sent to the US! It's on the nufc website.

Joining joey Barton by the looks of it. Says we will never be in the top 6. Looks like he is burning his bridges.... Expect him to be away by next week! Lol at Wayne joining in! He is being replaced by them

Joining joey Barton by the looks of it. Says we will never be in the top 6. Looks like he is burning his bridges.... Expect him to be away by next week!

Agent said PSG wanted 7.5mil and he wanted 5mil. For what? Making a few phone calls?

Joey reacts to speculation by saying he doesn't want to leave Newcastle. Readying the "Barton turned ya down" chant against manure next season

Good choice, the 118D is a good engine and is a 2litre unit which BMW used as 1.9 diesels are pretty gutless. You can get yours remapped to produce about 35bhp more and bring it to the level of the 120d. If you haven't driven it off the forecourt then check the back screen wiper at the washer bottles tend to clog up. The new F20 1series is due out in September however it's looks have went down like a lead balloon. I am thinking of getting the 135i if I get a job closer to home. Enjoy your car mate!

I had about 50-60kg of weight in the boot as a counter balance. Also tread depth helps. I had about 6mm left on mine. I was in Edinburgh which has various inclines and managed to survive. I was even giving people lifts! What 1 series did you get?

I have a 1 series which I have driven for 18 months. I had no problems this winter. Couple of weights in the back and i was sorted. I even started rescuing my work mate who had a golf. I love the rear wheel drive and the car just keeps on going. A survey said the 1 series was the number 1 used car to buy due to reliability, holding value and desirable. Unfortunately Audi has now became the new cocks of the road!

Love it! Haha

Just because it's joey. Fair play to JB, he is his own man and not afraid to speak his mind. He is far more articulate than Wayne Rooney who tweets about fuck all

Off to Clairefontain for treatment on the injury, I am sure he is banging a few lasses in there or something! He is never away from there. He did start out there. He is like a car, if something goes wrong then we send him back to the dealer,

I would happily be proved wrong if Jose would sign a new contract!