Gene_Clark

hello? hello? speak up! hello? hello? tinkle

hello? hello? speak up! hello? hello? tinkle you're a liar & a coward

pipe down wrong'un hello? hello? speak up! hello? hello? tinkle

Erik Pieters ‏ @_Erik_Pieters_ Close Go Magpies #newliv / 2nd Goal of Pepiss Cisse 25min left..!! #keepitgoing http://pic.twitter.com/idpswleA Can't help but feel it would be a good one given our current M.O. and trajectory. Technically good player playing in a technically good league, who because he isn't English and involved in a £20 million+ inflated deal between two English clubs, will be initially dismissed by the Prem obsessed pundits so that he's allowed to quietly concentrate on playing his own game and then hopefully become one of Newcastle's 'surprise finds' of the season because he's never been mentioned for an England call up previously by omniscient Sun 'journalists'. hello? hello? speak up! hello? hello? tinkle

hello? hello? speak up! hello? hello? tinkle

Great day out; brilliant laugh in Newcastle Arms around 6, getting whole bar singing "i've lost my phone charger" to tune of "guantanamera"

Think we'll get beat with Colo missing, but i'm looking forward to a few drinks post match; Irish Club, Newcastle Arms & probably Bodega

no wonder you're aligned with "I Love Mike Ashley & Yellow Polo Shirts" monthly with sparkling wit like that. "typographical errors? we love 'em. need any signs taken down your highness?"

yes, but i do feel any opportunity to use the phrase "hoist by his own petard" should be taken. incidentally i hope that cunt Quinn saw it tonight

No, .co.uk. www.hmc.co.uk corrects to www.hmv.com

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=684080 ha ha ha ha ha; fucking clowns

yes - sent a few texts about tonight & was advised to look there. lo & behold, a whole section of L6 tickets for £42 each not for me of course; i've secured my usual non Saturday freebie in the Milburn Paddock Leazes wing

panic over; bought 2 tickets on line from www.hmv.co.uk canny

Anyone need to sell a couple of tickets for Sunday? Mates coming over from Ireland have been let down on promised spares. Even 1 would do.

What they really need is some radgey keyboard warrior who knows fuck all about the game & hardly ever goes, but who is adept at issuing empty threats & promising to turn up at X, Y or Z to start on anyone who dares disagree with them, before ultimately not showing up at all & claiming some nonsensical excuse is the reason they've been unable to cash the cheques their on-line persona has been writing. in other words, try Skunkers

i'd always understood it to be my little cauliflower just checked & cabbage is "chou," while cauliflower is "chou-fleur" je vais aller au pied de nos escaliers

As we've not drawn an away game since November, I presume we're due one; 1-1 possibly

Messi's good, but as anyone who can remember him will attest, he's no Pat Heard

Pass. You need to send a tweet to @TheJimSmithEra - he's the man for this job He often has trouble with his phone doesn't he? Loss of charger for example

Ask them if they can get a signal; if not point them in the direction of Mr Charity's Never ending Battery Emporium

The £40k fine is a drop in the ocean for us, but I'd imagine £20k may be enough to put the unwashed into administration, especially with the revelations of the Mahon Tribunal turning the spotlight on the Drumaville group's accounting procedures - no doubt this is why Niall Quinn, the man who is a hero to terminally fucking retarded cyber cretins, got the bullet.

Just been given 2 freebies for this one; now means I've got 3 tickets I didn't pay a penny for. FTM = Free ticket Mag

Soton, as Adkins has them playing canny football, even if he is a gobshite. Brum, as Hughton deserves a second shot at Prem. Reading, as play good football.

Your smiley pma approach starting to slip now you pay to watch games? What is PMA and how am I paying for games by watching in a pub? Percy Main Amateurs?

listen mate, can you get me a spare for Everton; i'm now going to support you lot