Gene_Clark

never mind that, he's been having a relationship with a 19 year old daughter of mine i never even knew existed

it's very easy to fool you

it wasn't exactly the countryside, but it was bucolic

you haven't posted your individual take on it yet

i was wearing short trousers yesterday morning; it was lovely in low Low Fell

i had a wonderful classical education

tres amusant, mon petit

no, it's the trains that are free, or they were last sunday apparently

what would my 19 year old daughter be called, on here & in real life? when do i get to meet her? if she's lived such a terrible life, i think i had best step in to rescue her; it's my duty i suppose

is that your maladroit way of asking what i thought of the game?

however bad the game was, things are about to get a whole lot worse as Christmas Tree is bound to post his take on it soon. Then it will be time to log off for the night.

now you are saying that you can only represent toontastic posters once they have fellated you? i presume that the total of posters who have performed oral sex on you is nil, unless you can prove otherwise.

readers, but not posters. to clarify, you are underlining the fact that you have no mandate to speak on behalf of those who post here; thank you for clearing that up

why do you talk about yourself in the plural?

are you schizophrenic, a member of the Royal Family or a conglomeration of several individuals?

no, he's right & he's telling the truth; i have an implacable faith in Northumbria Babylon

Look at this fucking retard.... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/06/republican-congressman-paul-broun-evolution-video

i predicted 4-0 on Thursday & 2-0 this morning; as a result, i'm bearing defeat with dignity

which policemen do you know? i know 3 very well, including my cousin who's a sergeant up at Ponteland; he has confirmed to me that Fish is indeed correct & you are wrong.

the police are public servants & i think it's reasonable to expect them to be civil. agreed? cheers; apology accepted. vaya con dios, whitey

"stay out of churches son; all they got is the key to the shithouse" - william s burroughs

cheers mate; i'm not, but thanks for thinking of me. enjoy the game today did you?

Howard Webb was brought up in Orgreave & joined the South Yorkshire Police; that tells you everything you need to know about him.

French speakers find the phrase "pay day" hilarious as it is a homophone for their pejorative word for homosexual

bit of a waste of money sending you to public school if they didn't teach you how to spell; no wonder you ended up as cannon fodder