Gene_Clark

Michael Crick has him in his sights; remember the last Tory chairman this happened to? A bad time awaits him

from buses?

i didn't realise you were a man of the left; get well soon comrade i'm sure my daughter will look after you

ok son; i appreciate your advice. i think you're a good man and a kind man; you'll make me a very proud father when you marry my daughter

so, which poster is this 19 year old daughter i didn't know i had, with whom you're having a relationship? should i call you son?

you've just said i'm not George; now you're saying i am. why are you so mercurial?

i reckon he's probably a cracking bloke in real life; dead popular, amusing & a pillar of the community.

green eyes actually

no thanks; gave up a few years back

remember, he speaks for everyone on this board who has fellated him.......

never mind that, he's been having a relationship with a 19 year old daughter of mine i never even knew existed

it's very easy to fool you

it wasn't exactly the countryside, but it was bucolic

you haven't posted your individual take on it yet

i was wearing short trousers yesterday morning; it was lovely in low Low Fell

i had a wonderful classical education

tres amusant, mon petit

no, it's the trains that are free, or they were last sunday apparently

what would my 19 year old daughter be called, on here & in real life? when do i get to meet her? if she's lived such a terrible life, i think i had best step in to rescue her; it's my duty i suppose

is that your maladroit way of asking what i thought of the game?

however bad the game was, things are about to get a whole lot worse as Christmas Tree is bound to post his take on it soon. Then it will be time to log off for the night.

now you are saying that you can only represent toontastic posters once they have fellated you? i presume that the total of posters who have performed oral sex on you is nil, unless you can prove otherwise.

readers, but not posters. to clarify, you are underlining the fact that you have no mandate to speak on behalf of those who post here; thank you for clearing that up

why do you talk about yourself in the plural?

are you schizophrenic, a member of the Royal Family or a conglomeration of several individuals?