Gene_Clark

If he's got a high libido, we'll have to Loic up our daughters

Once we've cracked Twitter, let's talk about Instagram. What the fuck is it for?

CT thinks that Debuchy is shit, based on his performance yesterday, so let's hope Remy isn't shit. Obviously if he's 10% the player Ferguson is, we've another Messi on our hands

no; you're wrong

My mate from Ashington who stays (proper Scotch usage; you like?) in Paisley & supports St. Mirren, though he mainly watches the Juniors & does reports for the Sunday Mail (aka Sunday Liam is you're a Hun or Sunday Mason if you're a Tim), tells me that firstly the SPL is a lot better this season without the Huns. He says the hatred & bile just isn't there as much. From his neutral point of view Huns are far worse than Tims. A propos the religion, he has been told in all honesty that Hindus, Sikhs & Orthdox religious adherents will tend towards the Tic & Muslims towards the Bears; this, to me, is lunacy...

Did you know Fraser Forster went to the Royal Grammar School? I presume that makes him Sir Roger Casement in Sondico gloves to the crazed Parkhead mindset.

Has he been banned of just out of the picture? Not heard him mentioned recently

what an excellent post

no; Felling, which is in Gateshead. 2 Heatherwell Green if you must know

no; indeed it is the only 1 of the 4 local authorities on both banks of the river in Tyne & Wear where i've not had the pleasure of residing. why are you interested?

Jonnycake loves the limelight - and ugly prostitutes as well, apparently

Jonnycake - stop calling me a cunt please; show some respect to someone with better academic qualifications than you.

they won't sustain it 2 games in a row; not good enough

I didn't see the game today and I'd never seen any Newcastle games in my life until I was in my late 30s, but thought Jonas was shit and Pardew was shit and Anita was shit and Marveaux who used to be shit was brilliant and Fergy who is around the perfect age to be a taxi driver's catamite was brilliant and I don't think South Tyneside's representatives on here are a load of worthless cunts who should have their legs plucked from their arse. P.S. Vote Tory & don't giz a job

appreciated

Hey Jonny, when you do manage to successfully take the piss out of me in any meaningful way, be sure as to let me know.

i'm not celebrating this year; waiting for next year's 50th.

11th August; give you time to save up for a card

i'll send you a PM

did you know i share my birthday with Hulk Hogan?

Ferguson

"Fade" is out on Monday by Yo La Tengo; ordered it as well as new Pere Ubu album.

Basically, if Colo plays tomorrow, it's a rehash of a non-story; his dad is youth team coach at San Lorenzo & is trying to big up his importance by hinting he could broker a deal. http://www.diariopopular.com.ar/notas/139413-tinelli-es-muy-dificil-que-llegue-coloccini The Dad is quoted as saying he loves the club.... however the family are from Cordoba not Buenos Aires. Coloccini played there briefly but his original club was Boca. Seems like the old quote from anyone who goes to Liverpool ..... 'I've always been a LIverpool fan...' It should also be noted that San Lorenzo are a one of the big five in Argentina and doing quite poorly in the league. In many ways this move is a morale boosting exercise, thus why there's a lot of posturing their end without any firm bid. Obviously getting his Dad (who works for the club and played for them) to add to the storm is another thing. They've been linked with Mauro Cetto to help them out defensively. Lacking the curls of Colo I sense they're more likely to end up with him.

Original Argentinian newspaper link, suggesting Sr Hardy's story is a load of "cojones" ..... http://www.diariopopular.com.ar/notas/139413-tinelli-es-muy-dificil-que-llegue-coloccini

I've known Martin Hardy nigh on 20 years; he's a good bloke & lifelong NUFC. This story will be true; just like the one he wrote about NUFC's Muslim players refusing to wear Wonga shirts....