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Your up late mate. You got to pick up dog shit and had out fines 6 bells tomorrow. I'm suprised the scallys dont kick your head in. Whats your motto again? "If the dog shits, your shit out of pocket".

You'll have go the local park and drag some one of the bench then send him to rehab for a week mate. I think Kuqi is the better option. Pardews a shrewd man.

The line were they take throw ins bubble head

Who the fuck is this stevie bloke? There will be statues of this cunt soon, all around Newcastle ffs

Only sent PMs to a few people on a recent thread. About 10 overall

Cant see that story making 1 pence tbh.

Mennzer this site been playing around with your profile pic to? Cunts they are mate. I thought it was only me.

I dont have these problems I've got the xtra large internet package from virgin.

Why so you could sell the story to your boss and get buttons? Go and make the tea you monkey

Why would you protest. The place will be empty most of the time the players you are signing. You could sit by the throw in line. Big Bobby ffs

Hey mate my computer does not read chinnese. Cant get them to send me an e mail. I want to learn kung fu from the pros.

I've changed me post hes a coach/player. He went coach buts now he gone back to playing beacuse Dundee only got 1 keeper. Now Newcastle have got him they've got a keeper from the youth team reserve.

Yes Monkeys fist:

Don't worry about Newcastle lads .I've got a mate who minds Bartons house. Word is Pardew is doing a "shrewd" piece of bussiness. Hes signing "big Bobby Geddes" from Dundee on a free transfer. The Scottish divison 1 side have to let him go to balance the books. Hes the clubs top paid coach/player and they cant afford his wages. Hes been voted fans player of the year 2 seasons. The fans will be gutted if the deal goes through.

This is a signing for the championship next year lads. Hes a bench player for the championship. Good investment money well speant.

I cook a mean steak I fry it in soy sauce and it tastes well nice

Someone said hes worth 35 mill and I disagreed. Still dont think hes worth 35 mill when hes unproved at international and European level. Hes still unproved at Prem level. Hes only played half a season. All this will change if he bangs in a few goals. Many Liverpool fans agree

Sweet carroll 9 duh duh duh (to the tune of sweet caroline) Hes big, hes red, he'll twat you in the head, carroll, carroll Hes big, hes red, hes got a greasy head carroll, carroll

Offical Liverpool song for Andy Carroll Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet carroll9..... dah dah dah (To tune of sweet caroline) (Loads of different versions not sure what version we will use its open to debate in the Liverpool forums)

Cant yous ask Shearer to put his boots back on? Is that allowed?

Times running out

Sky Sports News are reporting Newcastle have had a £10million bid for Charles N'Zogbia turned down by Wigan.

Carlton Cole rumour on twitter

NEWCASTLE GOT SOMETHING IN THE PIPELINE TO REPLACE CARROLL BBC WEBSITE 10:12PM