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Liverpool got 1 cm of snow now its turned to ice. Were not used to the snow like you Scots

LOL just find it funny people who stand in the streets, half naked freezing their bollocks of, pissed as a fart shouting wye aye man actually give a fuck about wikileaks.

So were we by Margi Thatcher in them days though it was more about football than money.

Why the fuck have Newcastle not won a European cup then?

At last the prick speaks sense. Liverpool 5 times winner of European cup(Would of been more but got banned) Barcelona 3 times. By the way Lucozade improved a lot since 1985

Technology has changed since then. If Sammy Lee and Phil Thompson had the boots, the right diet, the right training they have now they would walk into the Barca team. When you could stand in the kop Liverpool had crowds of 60,000 plus so your comment makes no sense. Once in your history. If Sammy Lee had the right diet he'd be a skinny ginger scouse cunt, instead of a fat ginger scouse cunt. Either way he wouldn't get in the Barca team before Iniesta or Xavi would he? Delusional. Maybe not Sammy Lee but Kenny dalglish would be as good as Iniesta or Xavi with the technolgy and energy drinks they have now. The boots are that good nowadays they curve the ball for you.

Technology has changed since then. If Sammy Lee and Phil Thompson had the boots, the right diet, the right training they have now they would walk into the Barca team. When you could stand in the kop Liverpool had crowds of 60,000 plus so your comment makes no sense.

Why lie twice mate? One you got no girlfriend and two you must be albe to get a connection otherwise you wouldn't be albe to type this message in. Them USB sticks are shit as well is like using dail up.

Barcelona could be like Liverpool in the 70s and 80s if they keep the same team. No doubt City will be after half the team. The way spain is going Barcelona will be skint soon and City will have all their players.

Why the fuck do boozed up geordies give a fuck about wikileaks? Get back to watching byker grove with your tins of skol super and leave the wikileaks talk to someone who knows what their talking about. This fucking wikileaks means fuck all its only the views of certain people not the american governments thoughts or policies. We need to know about the chinese government and their policies and why the fuck they saving all their cash up. I'm learning chinese and I suggest others do as one day they going to take over the world.

The muslims got no Apaches to wipe people out, they still fighting with world war 2 guns of the russians. Talk fucking sense not call of duty talk you thick twat. I'm not a muslim but I know about the army. Me cousins in the marines and me best mate is in the paras.

Take this fuckin thread out please mods fucking test match cricket what a load of shit. Its fucking boring so take this thread down. 448 people chatted on this thread on the floor laughing me tits of. Fucking Newcastle cricket town lol no wonder you got shit players lol

Lucky enough to get tickets? This some shit joke I don't get? Why the fuck would you be lucky to be bored the shit out of all day

Phil Taylor blames the crowd he says he's glad to retire in a few years. Sour grapes I think

Steve Beaton just won Phil Taylor 16-14 best match I've ever saw. Phil Taylor knocked out! Anyone else watch this?

I knew about this ages ago I've wrote a few gags for the UK version

Fuck me Katie Weissel looks like peter pan

Only joking about the place smelling of shit I've never been. I know the place will smell of ale farts the amount of booze you geordies drink. Light a match the place would blow up.

December 11th We playing yous away. Might go if I do I'll shit on me seat. The place stinks of shit anyway

Me and the lads watching this tonight with a few tins and a pizza. Fucking party time Liverpool winning 3-0 and Ant and Dec FC losing lol

A selected few people like them comics. I'm talking about the average man in your local pub mate and me yank mate thinks Billy Connolly is a pool player and Eddie Izzard is a racing driver.

Just act like me and you get it changed for you mate.

Americans dont like English comics and the English dont like American comics. The reason why Ricky is big in America is because of the Office hardly fucking stand up. Fucking Alan Carr is funnier than Ricky and I cant stand the twat. Thats the only good thing about the yanks they dont like comics like Alan Carr. Its because of the bible I think.

I've got virgin TV with sky sports. I've not got the movies but I've got the extra large internet package. I also pay for the boxing because I'm a tough guy.

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