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Dont know if I claim when I was pissed as a fart in the Royal.

Till me bird gets from her mums. Her family is from Brighton. Need someone to cook me dinner. I find it hard to walk never mind cook.

Yes I'm lucky I didn't break me neck. I could of been like Jackson from Emmerdale.

LOL quite funny for a imbocile

Fell over pissed last night. Been in the Royal for 6 hours. Broke me ankle in two places. In me mums now pissed of. Can I still go out crimbo eve with crutches? Not so tough now on pain killers ffs cant drink and me mates birthday today

Anyone know where I can buy snow shoes?

We had shit loads of snow last night. The trains and buses are off.

Whats so hard about going to school and kicking a ball you fucking mencaps?

Thats me fucking point you blue nose twat. They needed scousers to score the goals. On the floor laughing me tits of.

GERODIES FUCKING SILLY TWATS CANT PLAY FOOTBALL SO THEY EMPLOY THE REJECT SCOUSERS

ANT AND FUCKING DEC LOL FUCKING WANKERS

Do something for our country you thick geordie twats. Put us on the map make us famous like the beatles did. Produce some footballers as well you smelly twats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Konchesky fucking shit

She sounds like a few people on here tbh. Fucking jobless twats who have no pride in there city so lets have a go at Liverpool because its successful fucking wankers.

LIVERPOOL left back Paul Konchesky found himself in an embarrassing fix after LFC fans were branded ‘Scouse scum’ on his mother's Facebook site. Carol Konchesky, apparently stung by criticism of the former Fulham player, aimed a foul mouthed rant at the club he joined for £4m over the summer. In a post written on November 14 after Liverpool’s 2-0 defeat to Stoke, but which is today trending on Twitter, Mrs Konchesky told LFC to stop ‘living off the past’ and said her son’s side were: ‘sh*t’. She drew sympathy from one friend who told her to ignore ‘dirty Scousers’ and ‘clueless morons’, while another said: 'the Liverpool scum don't know class when it hits them in the face'. The Facebook account, which was open for all to see, was hastily taken down when news began to spread and fans sent in angry messages. It wasn’t the first anti-Scouse sentiment to emerge from Dagenham-based Mrs Konchesky, who in an earlier post, said the family would not be moving to Liverpool with their son as ‘we don’t like the way they talk’. Barking-born Konchesky, 29, was a West Ham academy trainee who only crossed the Watford Gap when he followed his former Fulham boss Roy Hodgson to Liverpool in September. He previously played for Charlton Athletic, West Ham, Tottenham and Fulham. Konchesky, who now lives in Merseyside, has so far failed to impress during Liverpool’s worst start to a season in fifty years. Read More http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-n.../#ixzz18OSEXpHK

Newcastle FC that poor the players wipe their arse with the Newcastle Chronicle they got ring sting now Bartons shitting blood ffs.

Fucking 2 scousers won yous the game you geordie twats

Just one of them days Liverpool outplayed Newcastle you lucky twats.

Don't think they have been shit, this is standard Liv fare these days. Think you;re wrong about Moby as well, been putting himself about big style. Rolling round on the floor laughing me tits of

Still think Liverpool will get something out of this game

Nolan a fucking blue and Barton a fucking blue the fucking twats.

Fucking cheating twats

Oh no I'm in tears now some fucking boring cricket cunt whos mate is the bog cleaner of the ESPN telly studios ignoring me. LOL. This guy cant get you on telly he can get free bog roll like LOL

Anyone got any videos of the protest? I bet you the geordies got no shirts on drinking tins of skol super lol! Will Ant and Dec be on the march by the way?

I'll plug toontastic on the Liverpool forum if the cash is right. I've got a big fan base.