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How do you put youtube videos on this site??? If you tell me that comment you wrote will look fucking shit!!!!!! Ever remember Liverpool knocking Chelsea out to reach the Euorpean cup final??????? I know you are fucking 10 ten in the head but it was not long ago.

On this fucking site I always hear comments like this and it pisses me of. If yous can beat 5 times champions of Europe 3-1 than why cant yous beat Wigan????????????? Fucking mencaps No wonder St james park is not as it was

Bentley? If he cant get in the England team I suppose he could sign for Newcastle. The guys that shit he cant get in a shit England team. Hes on his way to Newcastle now in a helicopter as we speak. Big ash went the bank.

Fucking hell I know you not some bird to shag but that comment takes the piss

Does anyone on here fucking watch the ashes? If they do they are fucking sick in the head. I can watch 20/20 and it still bores me to fuck. Anyone can play cricket for fuck sake. The pros are that bad because no one plays the fucking sport. If you want to get rich pick up at bat but no one does as its boring to fuck.

Road house Patrick Swayze is a doorman and hes hard as fuck. Its quite funny as well.

You dont see John Bishop calling people niggers and pakis. This Boyle is not funny enough to hit the headlines so he makes jokes about dead kids the evil unfunny twat.

4 of the boys coming down for a few tins. I must admitt they going to town tonight and I'm not but at least I've got a fit bird coming home you tramp. By the way I'm on JD and coke now so shut the fuck up. Anyway what the fuck you up to hiding behind your keyboard acting the fucking hero.

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I thought yous got some bog roll in

Roadhouse not on this year? Funny film that

Move the boarder a bit down South. Make Newcastle Scotland. You twats produce footballers like Scotland anyway.

You forget about the spuds we give you? Get back to your caravan you fucking gypo and for the last time I dont want me fucking garden doing OKAY. I'm not in a fucking good mood as well your mum woke me up 6 bells this morning selling good luck stones for fuck sake

You know fuck all about me life and comics. I write shit loads of jokes for comics you wank over you gay twat!!!!!!

I think most people on this site are wankers to be frank.

"Hubcaps" "Giros" fucking funny that I can take the piss out of us more than that

Al murray lol hes never seen prime tv in his life lol He must get his jokes of this website lol

He also said Cheyl Cole moved from Newcastle to the jungle because Newcastle was cold and no black dudes can live there.

He said ant and dec are gay and gazzas liver is fucked. He also said Shearer is the next Bill Shankley.

Joey Bartons brother smacked a ice hammer on a dudes head and killed him because he was black. Then Joey paid for him to flee the country. How does he explain that to big Sol? . He may also stump a fag on a geordies head which he done at man City. Mind you that wont be a bad thing.

Why would someone lie about a broken ankle you twat. I'm not saying I've won £60,000 on the horses for fuck sake. Grow up you sick twat.

Its pissing me tbh I cant go out because its like a ice rink outside. I'm sitting in on me own drinking tins of carling. Me bird goning out with her workmates later so me mates coming down for a few tins. Then they going into town the twats! I cant incase I fall over again and make me ankle worse.

This fucking mencap at it again calling people niggers and pakis. The police not nicked him yet so its okay to call people niggers and pakis on the internet. I thought if you call people niggers and pakis you get nicked. Frankie fucking Boyle hes as funny as cat piss so he makes jokes that makes him hit the headlines. Soon someone will shot the cunt. Mind you gerordies like him cause they want to be Scottish. Make Newcastle Scotland the place does fuck all for the economy. People dont visit the place to see ant and decs home for fuck sake.

I'm going to get me plaster cast now (12pm)

Eating me sunday dinner with roast beef not like the spam you have mate. What your gay fella cooking you? Spam and cheap chips? Mind you the beef is half price in the ASDA if you stop buying tins of Skol super.