Anorthernsoul

Good luck to Jose Enrique in his cancer battle. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/ex-newcastle-united-star-jose-15373099

CHRIST

TOON FOR LIFE, FUCKING LOVE YOU'S ALL.

LADS WE WON. WE FUCKING WON. THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED! RAFA IS A GENIUS, ONWARDS AND UPWARDS! YES I AM SHOUTING, WE WON A PREMIER LEAGUE GAME! FUCK LEAGUE ONE.

Benefitted from their shocking finishing But the first 3 points in the Premier League is massive for us and hopefully kick on now! Out of the bottom 3! Dropping Perez was a masterstroke! He come on Hungry! I've just cum.

FINALLY! HE'S DROPPED PEREZ! WE WIN TODAY.

Hardly going to help turning on the club captain is it? Anyone with half a brain will know he's the one who has to hold the dressing room together, even more than so than Benitez in many respects. He has to remain positive about the club, he'll know as much as anyone how much of a cunt Ashley is. The fact he cares as much is refreshing considering most modern day footballers, he stuck around last time and came into his own to become captain. The fact he lost his sidekick Lejeune has been a kick in the balls, totally changed the outlook of the team.

The man that created Brexit now wants to be Foreign Secretary The guy is an epic fuck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him.

Another great move from this government. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/nov/01/time-gentlemen-morning-drinking-at-airports-faces-ban?fbclid=IwAR0fAuykhlZpSs7cdzxYPxIj1oZUtJ96-SaOg2qFeVWPX3HjWB9PLlv2qto

Fuck the Germans, wait until their General Election when the Right Wing party gets power and they are stuck in a failing EU. Currywurst sniffing bland cunts.

I'm benefitting as I'm a tree surgeon.

Apart from that you fully understand then?

Wrong thread maybe?

£60 million for new trees, that's got me stumped.

Doubt ratings matter to them when they are expressing their artistic freedom.

Adam Sandler - 100% Fresh, surprisingly rather funny from him

Soccer birds

Bring him home.

I originally thought this but as season 2 progressed it dawned on me that Marty has been bent for many years and the fact they are in such a mess is down to him. He's not a good bloke at all.

Nobody fights on good MDMA!

Or shovel them piles of MDMA.

Wow.

None on target, the keeper had his deckchair out. We actually had the majority of possession for once, shocking game. Usually I'd be happy about a point at Southampton as our record is poor down there but that was shockingly shit

Fucking terrible mate, as is Perez. They have done FUCK ALL yet play every game. Shelvey gets the ball and the only viable option really is Muto or Kenedy. I don't think I've seen a more fruitless attacking team at the club, even the last time we went down we had plenty of attacking options they just didn't perform. We literally have nothing now.

Nearly 1 down after 2 minutes.