Anorthernsoul

Will the meat in the stadium become halal?

Another Sheikh has thrown his hat in ring.

A few swifters in The Cluny.

Where will the Sheikh live? Byker Wall?

Mbappe top of the shopping list surely.

He's went from B & M Bargains to Harrods in the space of 24 hours.

Sheikh, rattle and roll.

All of the stars, Are fading away Try not worry, You'll go up some day! Fleetwood at home And Burton awaaaaay Don't stop crying on Netflix... And all of the mags, Are drinking today No need to worry In league one you'll stay You've had two f***ing losses, On Wembley way Don't stop crying on Netflix..

A very skewed view of life in general, they are the laughing stock of English football.

A stronger Labour leader would have wiped the floor with the tories in their current state, Corbyn is weak.

Fuck me, they never fail to make me fucking laugh Absolutely fantastic end to the season for the dirty, unwashed sister shaggers.

We've been waiting for these headlines for 12 years.

Corey Richards and his mate done it without oxygen.

That is painful reading like, what an odious cunt. Disgrace she got anywhere near PM with that horrific record.

Everything this Tory shitshow has done has been exactly that, it is far from beyond them.

I forgot to mention, they also put forward the notion of a Boris/Farage coalition Fuck me, stop the world it's time to get off.

I made the mistake of flicking it onto Andrew Neil's show late last night and they were discussing the next Tory leader and they were saying Boris is the only one wth the charisma to rival Corbyn and Farage This is what it has boiled down to, how popular someone is. Forget about their integrity, intelligence, morals, policies.

Rocketman, not as good as reviews suggest. Corny at times, laid it on too thick for my liking. He's had a mad old life, could have been a lot better. Also the lead performance wasn't that great to be fair. Meh.

I reckon it's all agreed and signed, Fat Mike and Rafa are off grid on a mad one in Ibiza celebrating.