Anorthernsoul

A grammar check was definitely needed for this post.

Like anyone listens to that silly cunt.

Centre forward, rarely misses the target.

You're like Francisco Franco.

Fuck the fat cockney bastard. This deserves it's own thread. Decent read this. https://www.themag.co.uk/2020/04/newcastle-united-fans-on-trial-in-court-of-public-opinion-as-welcome-new-owners-from-saudi-arabia/

The Trip To Greece. Another great watch, shame it's the last one with them together. They work so well. Bittersweet this series aswell.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/14/man-accidentally-ejects-himself-from-fighter-jet-during-surprise-flight?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR3DBKmF-W7V_0W6wUwReQkstd52gb6k4RQp2AYnHMqm4Pr56f-_Rp_T43c#Echobox=1586844407

Here is a list of every MP that voted AGAINST giving a fair pay rise to nurses. See if you can spot a pattern. Dominic Raab (CONSERVATIVE) Boris Johnson (CONSERVATIVE) Michael Gove (CONSERVATIVE) Rishi Sunak (CONSERVATIVE) Priti Patel (CONSERVATIVE) Jacob Rees-Mogg (CONSERVATIVE) Matt Hancock (CONSERVATIVE) John Redwood (CONSERVATIVE) Chris Grayling (CONSERVATIVE) Sajid Javid (CONSERVATIVE) Tobias Ellwood (CONSERVATIVE) Jeremy Hunt (CONSERVATIVE) Nicky Morgan (CONSERVATIVE) Grant Shapps (CONSERVATIVE) David Davies (CONSERVATIVE) David Davis (CONSERVATIVE) Crispin Blunt (CONSERVATIVE) James Brokenshire (CONSERVATIVE) James Cleverly (CONSERVATIVE) Damian Green (CONSERVATIVE) Dominic Grieve (CONSERVATIVE) Theresa May (CONSERVATIVE) Kenneth Clarke (CONSERVATIVE) Damian Collins (CONSERVATIVE) Nadine Dorries (CONSERVATIVE) Iain Duncan Smith (CONSERVATIVE) Philip Hammond (CONSERVATIVE) George Eustice (CONSERVATIVE) Zac Goldsmith (CONSERVATIVE) Stephen Hammond (CONSERVATIVE) Andrea Leadsom (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Liam Fox (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Michael Fallon (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Paul Beresford (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Oliver Letwin (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Nicholas Soames (CONSERVATIVE) Elizabeth Truss (CONSERVATIVE) Theresa Villiers (CONSERVATIVE) Nadhim Zahawi (CONSERVATIVE) Justin Tomlinson (CONSERVATIVE) Michael Tomlinson (CONSERVATIVE) Martin Vickers (CONSERVATIVE) John Whittingdale (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Henry Bellingham (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Peter Bottomley (CONSERVATIVE) Sir William Cash (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Alan Duncan (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Roger Gale (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Oliver Heald (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Greg Knight (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Edward Leigh (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Patrick McLoughlin (CONSERVATIVE) Dame Caroline Spelman (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Desmond Swayne (CONSERVATIVE) Sir Hugo Swire (CONSERVATIVE) Anna Soubry (CONSERVATIVE) Owen Paterson (CONSERVATIVE) Stephen Metcalfe (CONSERVATIVE) Johnny Mercer (CONSERVATIVE) Kit Malthouse (CONSERVATIVE) Nigel Evans (CONSERVATIVE) Nigel Adams (CONSERVATIVE) Bim Afolami (CONSERVATIVE) Adam Afriyie (CONSERVATIVE) Peter Aldous (CONSERVATIVE) Lucy Allan (CONSERVATIVE) Heidi Allen (CONSERVATIVE) Stuart Andrew (CONSERVATIVE) Edward Argar (CONSERVATIVE) Victoria Atkins (CONSERVATIVE) Richard Bacon (CONSERVATIVE) Kemi Badenoch (CONSERVATIVE) Steve Baker (CONSERVATIVE) Harriett Baldwin (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Phillip Lee (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Thérèse Coffey (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Caroline Johnson (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Julian Lewis (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Andrew Murrison (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Matthew Offord (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Sarah Wollaston (CONSERVATIVE) Dr Dan Poulter (CONSERVATIVE) Stephen Barclay (CONSERVATIVE) John Baron (CONSERVATIVE) Guto Bebb (CONSERVATIVE) Richard Benyon (CONSERVATIVE) Jake Berry (CONSERVATIVE) Bob Blackman (CONSERVATIVE) Nick Boles (CONSERVATIVE) Peter Bone (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew C Bowie (CONSERVATIVE) Ben Bradley (CONSERVATIVE) Karen Bradley (CONSERVATIVE) Graham Brady (CONSERVATIVE) Jack Brereton (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew Bridgen (CONSERVATIVE) Steve Brine (CONSERVATIVE) Fiona Bruce (CONSERVATIVE) Robert Buckland (CONSERVATIVE) Alex Burghart (CONSERVATIVE) Conor Burns (CONSERVATIVE) Alistair Burt (CONSERVATIVE) Alun Cairns (CONSERVATIVE) James Cartlidge (CONSERVATIVE) Maria Caulfield (CONSERVATIVE) Alex Chalk (CONSERVATIVE) Rehman Chishti (CONSERVATIVE) Christopher Chope (CONSERVATIVE) Jo Churchill (CONSERVATIVE) Colin Clark (CONSERVATIVE) Greg Clark (CONSERVATIVE) Simon Clarke (CONSERVATIVE) Geoffrey Clifton-Brown (CONSERVATIVE) Alberto Costa (CONSERVATIVE) Robert Courts (CONSERVATIVE) Geoffrey Cox (CONSERVATIVE) Stephen Crabb (CONSERVATIVE) Tracey Crouch (CONSERVATIVE) Chris Davies (CONSERVATIVE) Glyn Davies (CONSERVATIVE) Mims Davies (CONSERVATIVE) Philip Davies (CONSERVATIVE) Caroline Dinenage (CONSERVATIVE) Jonathan Djanogly (CONSERVATIVE) Leo Docherty (CONSERVATIVE) Julia Dockerill (CONSERVATIVE) Michelle Donelan (CONSERVATIVE) Steve Double (CONSERVATIVE) Oliver Dowden (CONSERVATIVE) Jackie Doyle-Price (CONSERVATIVE) Richard Drax (CONSERVATIVE) James Duddridge (CONSERVATIVE) David Duguid (CONSERVATIVE) Philip Dunne (CONSERVATIVE) Michael Ellis (CONSERVATIVE) Charlie Elphicke (CONSERVATIVE) David Evennett (CONSERVATIVE) Michael Fabricant (CONSERVATIVE) Suella Fernandes (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Field (CONSERVATIVE) Vicky Ford (CONSERVATIVE) Kevin Foster (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Francois (CONSERVATIVE) Lucy Frazer (CONSERVATIVE) George Freeman (CONSERVATIVE) Mike Freer (CONSERVATIVE) Marcus Fysh (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Garnier (CONSERVATIVE) David Gauke (CONSERVATIVE) Nusrat Ghani (CONSERVATIVE) Nick Gibb (CONSERVATIVE) Cheryl Gillan (CONSERVATIVE) John Glen (CONSERVATIVE) Robert Goodwill (CONSERVATIVE) Luke Graham (CONSERVATIVE) Richard Graham (CONSERVATIVE) Bill Grant (CONSERVATIVE) Helen Grant (CONSERVATIVE) James Gray (CONSERVATIVE) Chris Green (CONSERVATIVE) Justine Greening (CONSERVATIVE) Sam Gyimah (CONSERVATIVE) Kirstene Hair (CONSERVATIVE) Robert Halfon (CONSERVATIVE) Luke Hall (CONSERVATIVE) Greg Hands (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Harper (CONSERVATIVE) Richard Harrington (CONSERVATIVE) Rebecca Harris (CONSERVATIVE) Trudy Harrison (CONSERVATIVE) Simon Hart (CONSERVATIVE) John Hayes (CONSERVATIVE) James Heappey (CONSERVATIVE) Chris Heaton-Harris (CONSERVATIVE) Peter Heaton-Jones (CONSERVATIVE) Gordon Henderson (CONSERVATIVE) Nick Herbert (CONSERVATIVE) Damian Hinds (CONSERVATIVE) Simon Hoare (CONSERVATIVE) George Hollingbery (CONSERVATIVE) Kevin Hollinrake (CONSERVATIVE) Philip Hollobone (CONSERVATIVE) Adam Holloway (CONSERVATIVE) John Howell (CONSERVATIVE) Nigel Huddleston (CONSERVATIVE) Eddie Hughes (CONSERVATIVE) Nick Hurd (CONSERVATIVE) Alister Jack (CONSERVATIVE) Margot James (CONSERVATIVE) Ranil Jayawardena (CONSERVATIVE) Mr Bernard Jenkin (CONSERVATIVE) Andrea Jenkyns (CONSERVATIVE) Robert Jenrick (CONSERVATIVE) Gareth Johnson (CONSERVATIVE) Joseph Johnson (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew Jones (CONSERVATIVE) David Jones (CONSERVATIVE) Marcus Jones (CONSERVATIVE) Daniel Kawczynski (CONSERVATIVE) Gillian Keegan (CONSERVATIVE) Seema Kennedy (CONSERVATIVE) Stephen Kerr (CONSERVATIVE) Julian Knight (CONSERVATIVE) Kwasi Kwarteng (CONSERVATIVE) John Lamont (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Lancaster (CONSERVATIVE) Pauline Latham (CONSERVATIVE) Jeremy Lefroy (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew Lewer (CONSERVATIVE) Brandon Lewis (CONSERVATIVE) Ian Liddell-Grainger (CONSERVATIVE) David Lidington (CONSERVATIVE) Jack Lopresti (CONSERVATIVE) Jonathan Lord (CONSERVATIVE) Tim Loughton (CONSERVATIVE) Craig Mackinlay (CONSERVATIVE) Rachel Maclean (CONSERVATIVE) Anne Main (CONSERVATIVE) Alan Mak (CONSERVATIVE) Scott Mann (CONSERVATIVE) Paul Masterton (CONSERVATIVE) Paul Maynard (CONSERVATIVE) Stephen McPartland (CONSERVATIVE) Esther McVey (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Menzies (CONSERVATIVE) Huw Merriman (CONSERVATIVE) Maria Miller (CONSERVATIVE) Amanda Milling (CONSERVATIVE) Nigel Mills (CONSERVATIVE) Anne Milton (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew Mitchell (CONSERVATIVE) Damien Moore (CONSERVATIVE) Penny Mordaunt (CONSERVATIVE) Anne Marie Morris (CONSERVATIVE) David Morris (CONSERVATIVE) James Morris (CONSERVATIVE) Wendy Morton (CONSERVATIVE) David Mundell (CONSERVATIVE) Sheryll Murray (CONSERVATIVE) Robert Neill (CONSERVATIVE) Sarah Newton (CONSERVATIVE) Caroline Nokes (CONSERVATIVE) Jesse Norman (CONSERVATIVE) Neil O'Brien (CONSERVATIVE) Guy Opperman (CONSERVATIVE) Neil Parish (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Pawsey (CONSERVATIVE) Mike Penning (CONSERVATIVE) John Penrose (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew Percy (CONSERVATIVE) Claire Perry (CONSERVATIVE) Chris Philp (CONSERVATIVE) Christopher Pincher (CONSERVATIVE) Rebecca Pow (CONSERVATIVE) Victoria Prentis (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Prisk (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Pritchard (CONSERVATIVE) Tom Pursglove (CONSERVATIVE) Jeremy Quin (CONSERVATIVE) Will Quince (CONSERVATIVE) Laurence Robertson (CONSERVATIVE) Mary Robinson (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew Rosindell (CONSERVATIVE) Douglas Ross (CONSERVATIVE) Lee Rowley (CONSERVATIVE) Amber Rudd (CONSERVATIVE) David Rutley (CONSERVATIVE) Antoinette Sandbach (CONSERVATIVE) Paul Scully (CONSERVATIVE) Bob Seely (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew Selous (CONSERVATIVE) Alok Sharma (CONSERVATIVE) Alec Shelbrooke (CONSERVATIVE) Keith Simpson (CONSERVATIVE) Chris Skidmore (CONSERVATIVE) Chloe Smith (CONSERVATIVE) Henry Smith (CONSERVATIVE) Julian Smith (CONSERVATIVE) Royston Smith (CONSERVATIVE) Mark Spencer (CONSERVATIVE) Andrew Stephenson (CONSERVATIVE) John Stevenson (CONSERVATIVE) Bob Stewart (CONSERVATIVE) Iain Stewart (CONSERVATIVE) Rory Stewart (CONSERVATIVE) Gary Streeter (CONSERVATIVE) Mel Stride (CONSERVATIVE) Graham Stuart (CONSERVATIVE) Julian Sturdy (CONSERVATIVE) Robert Syms (CONSERVATIVE) Derek Thomas (CONSERVATIVE) Ross Thomson (CONSERVATIVE) Maggie Throup (CONSERVATIVE) Kelly Tolhurst (CONSERVATIVE) Craig Tracey (CONSERVATIVE) David Tredinnick (CONSERVATIVE) Anne-Marie Trevelyan (CONSERVATIVE) Tom Tugendhat (CONSERVATIVE) Edward Vaizey (CONSERVATIVE) Shailesh Vara (CONSERVATIVE) Charles Walker (CONSERVATIVE) Robin Walker (CONSERVATIVE) Ben Wallace (CONSERVATIVE) David Warburton (CONSERVATIVE) Matt Warman (CONSERVATIVE) Giles Watling (CONSERVATIVE) Helen Whately (CONSERVATIVE) Craig Whittaker (CONSERVATIVE) Bill Wiggin (CONSERVATIVE) Gavin Williamson (CONSERVATIVE) Mike Wood (CONSERVATIVE) William Wragg (CONSERVATIVE) Jeremy Wright (CONSERVATIVE) Gregory Campbell (DUP) Nigel Dodds (DUP) Sir Jeffrey M. Donaldson (DUP) Paul Girvan (DUP) Ian Paisley (DUP) Emma Little Pengelly (DUP) Gavin Robinson (DUP) Jim Shannon (DUP) David Simpson (DUP) Sammy Wilson (DUP)

Peter Bonetti. RIP.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/joe-biden-lady-gaga-team-sexual-assault-psa/story?id=50725263&fbclid=IwAR0URn0p3FRAJQmZwk0GhFPWxFrwZsAuBQ7ta_uIn3PTgntVd8neodW7GC4

The useless cunts are two leagues away from us now so that's definitely a safe distance.

https://metro.co.uk/video/priti-patel-300-034-974-000-tests-carried-out-2149924/?fbclid=IwAR2pPlvuPZT9gvwV3L6i4d02QRO7Hfjk3XjmmwnrvnDZ1Ffk3piP4KQBOeE

No words. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52196815

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rmt-union-boss-suspended-boris-johnson-coronavirus-steve-hedley-a9459706.html

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/billy-the-pigeon-court-burglary-18069074

The whole series is scary mate, series 1 and 2.

Have any of you watched the recent season of "Dirty Money" on Netflix? The episode about Trump is fucking mental. How he ever reached the Whitehouse after running so many of his businesses into the ground, accumulating so much debt and floating about shit fast food adverts early 2000's is just crackers. That's not even mentioning all of his dodgy dealings and everything else.

And an oversized velor tracksuit.

*BREAKING NEWS* THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK. The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s. IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at Parks and beaches: Imbeciles Halfwits Morons Troglodytes Ignoramus’ Simpletons Illiterates Idiots Dickheads Twats Cockwombles Fuck Muppets Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing...

Damning. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-path-speci-idUSKBN21P1VF

Because of this probably.