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Obviously that was Carroll's craic when he tried to tap her!

She looks much smarter here... http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1536306638&v=wall

mackem.

Bail conditions for Carroll, he has to live with Kevin Nolan LMFAO.

What the fuck is that monstrosity I witnessed on Saturday? Total clown is Ashley like.

Source? BBC Newcastle.

Carroll bailed until January.

Looks like he is fucked if the reports about assaulting a bit skirt are true, what the fuck is he playing at man.

Fuck off, it's only October man. Plenty of points left, we need positivity not fucking doom and gloom.

Long season ahead, we were fucking shite today like. Awful in all honesty, still the one positive to come out of it is the fact we didn't lie down. But Jesus Christ Perch will never be a Premiership player. That is 7 points dropped at home against 3 shocking sides, it promises to be a long hard season. Still above the scum though and it's their best squad in 25 years apparently, dear fucking me, laughable at the least. Onwards and upwards.

I'd give her one like, plastic nose or not.

Anyone tuning in to this cods wallop this evening? Should be a comfortable win on paper.

Complete fucking plank.

The incompetent Americans strike again.

Backwaters of hell.

A goal scorer will do.

COMPLETE CUNT IS HENRY, HE WAS SENT OUT BY MASSIVE FACE MCCARTHY SPECIFICALLY TO PUT BARTON OUT OF THE GAME. HOW HE WASN'T SENT OFF IN THAT GAME WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

Proper hellhole!

Be honest

And IMO Davies should have been at the World Cup, he had an outstanding season last year and would have offered us a different kind of threat to the one dimensional system we had in SA.

Thank fuck, the last thing we need is another of our attacking options getting crocked at some daft International game. His time will come.

Agree with that.

You missed out Blackpool's soft-as-fuck pen aswell, done over like a kipper on numerous occasions and it's only October.

He goes missing for massive spells in games and when he does appear his first touch is like a baby rhino. I'd rather have two decent attacking options in games, either Carroll & Lovenkrands or give Ranger a chance.

What does he bring to the team? Fuck all I'd say, we are a much better side with 2 proper strikers on the field.