Anorthernsoul

He's fucking quality can't wait to see him back.

That's wor lasses christmas box sorted.

Score tonight then ? 0-1

Ashley is a cunt!

Pardew wants to play him in a more advanced role, a reason they haven't felt the need to enforce a signing of a striker. Joke.

Of course he doesn't want to spend the money. As long as there's enough players to put out on the field every game he's happy, no ambition for the future of the team at all.

Always going to happen, David Craig has always been a lying cunt

Signed for Leicester.

Apparently Ruiz has rejected us for Fulham! Musn't like helicopters?

Is you?

Of course we do, Williamson's injured and Taylor has a history of injuries. The stronger our defensive options the better.

Would be a good signing, shoring up the defence.

"Chopper ready"

Info from Talksport, make of that what you will.

He's signing for Fulham for £10.6 million apparently.

We had a £12 million offer rejected yesterday, Freiburg were after £17 mil. Seems a bit steep.

I was the referee

Same age as me, 33. He must've been a shite footballer because if he played at any level I probably would've been aware of his existence. Played with him a few times. Slow and fat but looks like he probably used to have a bit of techincal skill when he could actually break into a jog. He also kicked the shit out of aanyone on the opposition who dared break into that aforementioned jog. Bit of a mouthy fucker actually. He used to play down at the JJB Soccerdome a few year back (might still do), he was shite and his only contribution to the game was a torrent of verbal diarrhoea towards the referee.

Did that just happen today? Just officially announced. Game on!

10 million at 30 year old, Bruce is clutching at straws and he isn't exactly prolific

Eventually resolved the left back situation, loads of potential in this lad hopefully he adapts to the premier league. Great age aswell.

He's left footed and clinical in front of goal.

A great start to the season, Shaw is on FIRE!!!!