Anorthernsoul

Rumour started a couple of months ago, he officially said yesterday he'd prefer to sign for us. Means nothing but this kid is brilliant.

Apart from the name, he'd be a good signing.

Welcome to the forum, do you wear your nurses uniform at home as well?

Too much Nitrous in one sitting can conclude in you passing out. Seen it many times at festivals/event/gigs over the years. Especially from the big industrial canisters.

We're signing someone before Friday lads, calm down!

£60 a ticket for a friendly. No chance.

West Ham lodging a bid for Bony.

Touché!

I'd rather sign Phil Taylor than fucking Matt.

Certainly reliable and put some good shifts in last season, but he just lacking that quality at the top level.

One paper saying we're preparing for a £12m bid from PSG for Cabaye, another saying we've slapped a £25m price on him. The papers will print fucking anything won't they?

The strip is at the bottom of the priority list at the minute.

I can see Sissoko being collossal this season, he was still finding his feet towards the end of last season in what was a struggling team.

The most baffling this is working out whether Ashley does it purposefully or whether he honestly hasn't got a clue what he is fucking doing.

Stranger things have happened.

Linked again with him this week, probably bullshit.

Nine. I'll tell Wor lass that is how many pints you need to drink before your allowed to leave the bar on match day.

Back at SJP two games in.

One is positive, one is neurotic. I'll let you figure that one out!

I'd take Poyet's style of play over Pardew's any day of the week.

The scum have come out of their holes this week, celebrating like they've won a cup. Numptys.

I don't feel low at all, and it's a bit rash to say we'll be anywhere near relegation. At the end of the day we are all well versed in Ashley's mismanagement of the club so there will always be chaos around the corner while he is at the club. I think we will have a better idea of how this will pan out when the transfer window shuts. At the minute we still have the nucleus of a good team that under performed last season. Add some quality over the next 8 weeks and we are still in decent shape. The worrying thing is whether we keep the right players and with Kinnear overseeing things anything can happen. What the squad and management needs after the performance last season is a right kick up the arse, Kinnear is the last person I'd have chose for that though.

Where will this piece of madness leave him? Will he resign? Will he be content?

I wouldn't be surprised if Ashley has waited to see the reaction before confirming it, the cake and eels loving cunt.