Anorthernsoul

Stick the ball in the right areas, Cisse and Bent will score a hatful.

Tongue in cheek fella.

Get in, all the flappers can fuck right off.

I'd go as far as to say he's our most important player and needs to stay fit this year, predominantly because he's the most creative player in the squad. When he's at his sharpest he's brilliant.

According to today's papers were are after Rolando from Porto, who I know fuck all about apart from he's a defender.

Cool kids. Get over yourself you fucking berk.

Folk's arse flapping because the unwashed make a few signings. Get a grip.

He wouldn't sign if he heard Tony Blair was a "fan".

It progressively gets weirder as the film goes on. Like a massive psychedelic trip.

Has anyone watched "A Field In England"? Such a strange film, pretty pointless actually.

Fuck the unwashed.

It's Mid-July, folk worrying about the lack of incomings, the scum celebrating because of the lack of incomings. We will bring 3 or 4 in at least, everyone just needs to calm down.

I thought it was because he was a bad egg?

His wage demands are a joke, partly why Villa want rid. He'd score goals though, no doubt about it.

We are after Tomkins from West Ham, signalling the reason Pardew will let Taylor go to QPR.

Looking at it we do have a good starting 11 on paper (when we are on form). We are in need of at least one striker, possibly two. A creative midfielder and another CB. Personally I think we will bring in one striker and a midfielder, leaving us short at the back again.

Sinclair is a good attacking option, just made the wrong career move joining City.

We'll sign him, then he'll get sent down on rape charges. Nailed on.

What do you reckon lads, maybe this time for the mercenary?

No sooner are "we in" for someone, then "we are out". It's like G.Carr phones the media outlet giving them a name, then 10 minutes later Big Joe phones the same outlet rebuking the interest.

Obssessed much? I won't bother clicking that link as I haven't got the time to be subjected to that abomination of a forum or their horrendous craic.

It's a bit early to be predicting a league table, this thread would have been better in 5 weeks time. What I will say is Chelsea will win the league.

I'd take Kone for a few seasons like.

It was only going one way with that name, down the pan.