Anorthernsoul

Yawn.

Looks too lightweight for the "big league", hope I'm proved wrong.

Get ready for "Helicopter Monday".

Well I never.

Christ, that is a bit strong TBF.

We all know what kind of manager Pardew is by now, so anything he says shouldn't come as any surprise really.

I'd stick a cheeky bid in for Ricardo Vaz Te. He put a transfer request in today.

Fuck me, it's Neil Young's brother.

We haven't got time. He's had enough games to settle by now.

He's still far too inconsistent for me.

They will bring a full allocation, atmosphere will be a belter.

Dirty Leeds.

Sammy!

Thought you might pop up you neurotic bag of dog shit.

Get in.

The ref is having a mare.

What the fuck was that....

Howay stroller.

Sadly Sammy is the only outlet tonight.

Sameobi putting himself about, but for the final product as usual.

That Ellison is a right dirty bastard, should have at least been booked.

No Shane Ferguson?

Chelsea signed Willian, so Ba or Torres will be off.

That's what it has boiled down to. Someone says Long has always looked dangerous against us, fuck me everyone looked dangerous against us last season.

Feeling positive. After a heavy weekend on the liquor I am now fully sobered up.