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Woodman's gone aswell? Maybe someone can teach Alnwick how to catch a ball now?

Fucking Merson man, thick as mince. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-unbelievable-job-newcastle-8375556

In reality we need around 15 points max to stay up, Ashley will believe Carver can achieve that.

He's been absolutely brilliant so far this season, easily our best player.

Fucking hell man. https://vine.co/v/OwE7elXZewi

Alnwick has conceded 18 goals in 7 appearances. Horrific record.

We need to fuck Alnwick off like as he is absolutely shite.

Overall we've played well but Dumbo is having a shocker.

Hopefully we'll play four four fucking two.

Seriously speculating who will be next at the helm is lunacy with Ashley overseeing the appointment!

Apparently talks with Palace have broken down.

😂

It always makes me fucking laugh the opinions of other fans of our support, especially from certain clubs. Who would be happy aiming for mid-table mediocrity without any challenge for any silverware? Constantly selling our best players to make a profit? Buying players by chance on the cheap hoping for a return? Constant upheaval at the club, no real investment in the team to push the club further? Especially when Chelsea fans perk up with shit considering they were a London backwater club before Roman's gravy train rolled into town. Newcastle fans know our history, know where we stand as a club and know where we want to go. No delusion, no messing about. We want to see progression, investment and ambition from the owners and management at the club, what is the point otherwise? Fuck me, that is the problem with modern day football fans, most are happy just to pay their money as an excuse to get away from their lass on a Saturday afternoon, no ambition to see the club move forward.

Wonders will never cease with Ashley in charge.

Charged by The FA. Missing in January anyway ain't he?

He loves Pulled Pork aswell, I've jotted down Hop & Cleaver's address for the portfolio.

Just spotted at Dortmund airport allegedly.

Welcome to Newcastle.

I'm going to play Devil's Advocate here and say I wouldn't want him leaving if it means we bring someone like Pulis in.

There's no chance he's leaving while Ashley is at the club, and why would Pardew want to leave for a club that's in the shit? He knows he won't get a better number than he's got here due to his lack of ability.

Gets better with every game this kid.

I do believe Sissoko will leave at some point but it will definitely not be in January that is for sure. I'd be asking £15 mil plus aswell, he's a regular starter for France and would be very good when managed properly, unlike Pardew.

Defence is pony.

Bang on cue.