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Disgusting performance yesterday like, from top to bottom.

Anita and fucking Gouffran, fuck off. Carver is like a shit Pardew.

4pm KO on Easter Sunday.

Stan Collymore is a fucking bellend.

Give "Killer" a ring, he'd still do a job IMO.

Which isn't a bad thing at all

The lad does a lot of work for charities, really good to see. http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/lfc-mamadou-sakho-volunteers-homeless-8637414

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11414969/Greek-debt-standoff-Live.html

They want to see football with a bit of passion and commitment, maybe even the odd glimpse of attacking ambition. Things that are distinctly lacking in the senior team. Cracking turn out mind, great for the young lads to have that kind of support at that level.

The ironic thing is we didn't want to sell him at his peak when club's would have paid £15 million plus for him a few year ago, now fans are calling for us to sell him when his stock has significantly plummeted. Abeid's a better footballer definitely and deserves a run in the side. Anita is a pointless player in our midfield, literally offers nothing but a fat arse.

Tim Sherwood new Villa boss I hope they go down now.

Sound mate, let me know what you think.

16 different courses, each course no bigger than a packet of pork scratchings. You get plenty of likes on instagram though.

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The scary thing is he genuinely believes it, totally disregarding his horrible record over the past couple of seasons.

Genuinely over the moon I missed this now, sounds like it was even worse than I expected. Reading the quotes this morning and Carver is definitely on the wind up, every interview sounds like he's being sarcastic as fuck 😂. Also just read an excerpt of Pardew's programme notes, he's in the fucking wind up aswell 😂. "I had a fabulous time as Newcastle United manager," Pardew wrote in his programme notes. "We took the team to a fifth place finish in the Premier League in the 2010/11 season and it is an achievement that can never be taken away from any of us who were involved in it. "If you look at my net spend we had in my time at Newcastle on transfers, you can only conclude it was a successful period because the club I left are established in the Premier League with a platform to go to the next level. It is a legacy that I am proud to have on my record. "Much was muttered and written during my time in the north east, and as this is the first chance I have had to talk directly to the Newcastle supporters and the players who worked so hard for me since my departure, it is a great opportunity to reflect on a period that was much-discussed and often unfairly judged in my opinion. "For a variety of reasons, the Newcastle supporters ran out of patience with me as manager of their club, but I can assure each and every one of them that I bear no grudge. "You love your club more than any owner or manager and the pressure that goes with a massive job like that is well known before you take on the challenge. Let's all move on and cherish the good days we had together."

Yes mate, I should have a very productive evening without any time being wasted watching that shower of shit. I feel free from the pain of following Newcastle United for once it feels superb.

I've got plans tonight so will be missing the match completely, I won't be checking on the score until late this evening. I am actually looking forward to it.

It's just Siem De Jong With a fucked up lung Since he's smoked that bong

It just shows the levels the club has sunk to when the majority are just writing off a game against a Pardew side.

Harry Kane has scored again.