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I still maintain that if Shearer had someone feeding him the crosses he actually put in then he'd have scored another 50+ for us. He couldn't half pick someone out in the box.

And the award for the most pointless story of the day goes to... http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/03/faustino-asprilla-horse-recovered

Bit late, he was exposed in the early 90's was he not? http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/aug/03/ted-heath-police-appeal-victims-come-forward-child-abuse-claims

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/sky-sports-get-panned-after-using-fm-stats-to-profile-leicesters-new-signing-tweets/

That bottom half of players is painful.

This would be my starting 11 for next week, not a chance Mcclaren will go for it though.

Surprise surprise. http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/aug/02/cilla-black-dies-aged-72

I am sick of reading the line "Newcastle remain in pole position for his signature". What does that even mean for fuck sake 😂 Just put a bid in or forget about him.

Haidara relinquishes possession far too often and far too easily. If he worked on his distribution he could be a decent defender for us.

Williamson and Taylor! Oh my days.

I heard Mbemba wasn't fit?

Frozen Grape distribution.

Had a text off a mate who's mam is a cleaner at SJP, she overheard a phone call in one of the offices this afternoon. Apparently she heard the words "We'll meet you in Fitzgerald's Charlie, bring your boots". Nailed on mate, get your money on it.

Looks like this is happening lads, FINALLY!

Ivan Toney's agent phones him with the details of a zero hours contract offered by Mike Ashley.

From what I've seen so far the Dutch kid looks like a great buy. There's definitely plenty of goals and creativity in him.

They were shite second half, definitely areas to exploit next week. I reckon getting the first goal against them will be crucial.

2-0 HT.

Southampton on BT Sports tonight in Europa League, chance to have a look at what we can expect next week.

Your thoughts on it?

I can sleep easy tonight!

This has been ongoing for years and neither governments have done anywhere near enough to put a stop to it and I can't see that changing. Both blame each other and let it escalate. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/29/calais-migrant-crisis-chaos-will-continue-until-weekend-at-least-police-warn

Is this a fucking wind up?

He is an absolute unit, can imagine the team coach probably turns quicker.