Anorthernsoul

Reality has just hit most on here like a sledgehammer in the face, I bet most are now questioning the meaning of life.

The parental lock must have been turned off on the home computer.

Don't forget Camoron.

No words. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34406891

Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu Mbabu

Sounds like he's just trying to save face. I'll get my coat.

I can't believe how realistic it is.

Put in the blender, apparently it's a good mender.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34390962

I think the aim is surely to project the notion that it is not about image and smoke screens created by spin, but about hard policies and being true to the British public.

That isn't saying much, the Newcastle team are absolutely terrible.

Fat, egg chasing, toff, sheep shagging elitist cunts. The worst combination I've ever seen.

But I will add we played well for the first hour, Mbabu looks a very good player. Head and shoulders above Haidara. Two up front is the way forward. Perez played very well. Krul should have had their second goal, he goes to pieces on crosses. For the size of him he is shaky as fuck.

He done it first hour, looked like a different team. Played to our strengths, positive. Physical. Commitment. Chelsea couldn't deal with it. Fair play. Reverted to type second half, look what happened. Arse dropped out. If you can't deal with honesty, you fuck off to the mackems. Summed up the corner at the end. Unbelievable that.

Feels like a defeat, come out second half like a group of schoolboys.

Absolute madness, I am starting hate McClaren with a passion now. He is a fucking calamity. How was he ever England manager?

Anita and Colback again. That's right, Anita and Colback, together, in centre midfield. Again. Just had to rub my eyes to check. They were still there, together. Put the kettle on, made a cuppa. Decent it was too. Came back, they were still there. Together in the midfield. Went outside for a tab, had a little chat with my neighbour about Jeremy Cobyn's policies. Some are decent, some indifferent. Came back, they were still there, together in the midfield. Went upstairs for a massive shit, the type you open the window to and close all doors to prevent the drift of the stench. Washed my hands, popped back down stairs and they were still there, in all their ineptness, they even look shite on the screen. Together there, in midfield. I then realised I was out of cans so ventured to the shop to stock up, seen my pal. Arranged a meet time for sunday beers tomorrow, congratulated him and his lass on their anniversary and here's to many more to come. Arrived back home, checked and they were still there, in the centre of the pitch together, fondling each other. AGAIN. Fuck you Steve McClaren.

What's the deal with McClaren being part of the board, would that hinder any attempt to replace him in the dugout?

Ridiculous money considering the push for Austerity.

50 fucking billion? Ridiculous. http://www.theguardian.com/housing-network/2015/mar/10/hs2-better-spent-new-homes-britain

One of our best and most consistent players, should be first on the team sheet and up front.

NEED A NEW SYSTEM.

Arsenal next round, dodged a bullet !

They made 10 changes from the weekend, so in effect their reserves have just knocked out a so called "Premier League" team.

How can NO managers get it right? How fucking difficult is it? Players are on 10's of thousands a week and can't even score a goal.