Anorthernsoul

Are England even playing here? Barely touched the ball.

What a surprise. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/sepp-blatter-in-hospital-suspended-fifa-president-treated-for-illness-in-switzerland-a6730096.html

He'll probably fall asleep against a tree aswell.

Kieran Dyer in the jungle. No words. http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/im-a-celebrity-2015-line-up-tony-hadley-susannah-constantine-and-duncan-bannatyne-among-contestants-a6728711.html

http://www.theguardian.com/football/gallery/2015/nov/10/the-gallery-fabricio-coloccini

Do they use frozen grapes on Mars?

Hopefully this is bullshit, the lad is a crock. http://www.sportsmole.co.uk/football/newcastle-united/transfer-talk/news/report-newcastle-consider-carroll-swoop_256781.html

Grow some balls man, that's football. Do you really think other fans have empathy with our situation? Far from it.

I see he missed a penalty for Bolton today.

Post 9! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/relegated.1157208/

I think it's worth adding Bournemouth played some excellent football, we couldn't get near them for a large part of the game. Mcclaren's changes actually benefitted us for once, we looked more solid when Cisse came on.

On this occasion I am happy to write off the performance, I'm sick to fuck of playing decent and not getting anything out of it. Feels good to win after playing shit.

I'd probably suck Elliott off after that.

Get the fuck in. Give Rob Elliott a knighthood for that because the rest were shite.

Need to keep a hold of the ball, just turning it over far too fucking easily.

Getting fucking butchered here!

Adam Campbell missed an open goal earlier, Salford 2-0 up.

Let's just add that it is a fucking disgrace that KO time, not one fuck has been given about the fans travelling down. Modern football sucks cocks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34742361

Are you travelling on a skateboard?

Last week against Stoke, Newcastle dominated the pitch with the majority of possession and managed a total of 16 shots over the course of the 90 minutes. Unfortunately for the Tyneside outfit Stoke goalkeeper, Jack Butland, was in career-best form and managed a handful of pivotal saves to keep the game nil all. If Newcastle are able to bring their form into this weekend’s fixture, Bournemouth manager Eddie Howe will likely have to call on the man between the sticks to make a couple of crucial saves. The dilemma that Howe now faces is whether or not to stick with starting goalkeeper, Artur Boruc, who has been in disastrous form of late; or to pass on the shot-stopping duties to Australian, Adam Federici. Team News: Howe’s decision of who to field in goals may be made for him, with Boruc nursing a hip/thigh injury. Whether or not Howe has options in goal will come down to the fitness of the Polish International. Also under an injury cloud are Cherries players Steve Cook and Christian Atsu, both of which will have to complete late fitness tests before inclusion in this weekend’s lineups. Newcastle rap sheet of injuries offers them very little respite coming into their clash with Bournemouth. Massadio Haidara and Daryl Janmaat are both in doubt, while it has been confirmed Newcastle will likely go the rest of the season without first-teamer Tim Krul in goals. Head to Head: Geographic opposites within England, the two sides have only met on six prior occasions- in a period stretching from 1963 to 1992. Unlikely to have any real weighting on the course of Saturday’s game, each side has managed two wins in that period, with an a pair of draws also on the record. Prediction: Expect two sides playing as if it were a cup-final. Both bosses will understand the importance of the game and will, no doubt, stress it to their players. Premier League relegation battles often come down to a difference of only a few points and both these clubs seem likely to be tangled in a bottom of the table scrap come May. However be cautious of a Newcastle side that hasn’t managed a win in a dozen away matches- remembering that droughts are made to be broken.

You're consistently making me feel old on here, I wish you'd relent.

He's well loved by the Coventry fans already, pace is ridiculous and loves scoring goals. Should definitely let him have a full season there.

Unsettled, worth a bid in January? He'd certainly give Mitro the service he needs. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/nov/04/mauricio-pochettino-banishes-andros-townsend-tottenham-training?CMP=fb_a-football_b-gdnfootball

He's doing very well, I hope he has a future at the club. It's about time we brought a good goalscorer through.