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Alessandro Schoenmaker has left the club, who's going to make the boots now?

Welcome to the club, hopefully you can drag the club out of this sorry mess.

Have a Netflix?

He's travelling via hot air balloon.

Spurs getting shit on by Dortmund.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mps-to-investigate-use-of-british-weapons-by-saudi-arabia-in-yemen-humanitarian-disaster-a6922836.html

He was the cleaner before this, no?

Shit commentators and pundits these days, BT Sport has the worst selection of them I've ever seen. It's almost like being a cunt is the top priority. Savage, Owen, David James, Mcmanaman, the list is endless. Michael Owen though, his patter is fucking diabolical!

He's needs some Lipo done also, without doubt the fattest arse in the Prem (Even bigger than Ivanovic's).

I can't believe what I am reading, feeling sorry for him! If he hadn't been so inept at his job this season then they wouldn't be in this predicament. Don't forget you're paying the cunt's wages.

To be fair, the team was on it's knees after the Chelsea game. They had 18 days to get rid of the brolly and get someone in to drag the team out of danger. Now they are right in the shit.

Champ Manager 1997 according to his Facebook Bio.

Enjoying Better Caul Saul, episode 4 is on there now. Can't help but feel it would be even more entertaining if the show was about Mike.

This is Lee Charnley, the man who can't run a bath yet finds himself in charge of a football club.

All of the noise coming from him says to me that he will never change that ludicrous system he has played all season, he fully believes it will work at some point. That reason alone means he has to go for them to have any chance of staying up.

Horrific the state of the club. Where do you start?

I've never seen a team turnover possession as easy as this lot.

How can't they see that the system doesn't work? One up front every game and it makes it easy to defend against. There's no shape whatsoever.

0 attempts on target on still getting beat. DOOMED as it stands. Zero luck either which is the nail in the coffin.

Bye Steve and take your brolly with you dickless cunt.

No words.

Stoke aren't the quickest team at the back, playing two up front with two wingers was the clear best option tonight. Not for Stevie Mac, he loves to load the midfield for no apparent reason. You've got Colback in there, what was his job? Pointless player. What the fuck is Shelvey's role? He should be the playmaker but what can he do when he looks up and Mitrovic is the only option in the Stoke half? Wijnaldum's in there, he is largely missing as he has been asked to sit back instead of playing the number 10 role. How Gouffran is anywhere near the Premier League is one of life's great mysteries, he is dogshit and should have been released two years ago. There isn't one logical reason why he was on the pitch tonight, he literally has no attributes to benefit the team. Especially with those options he put on the bench. What is Sissoko doing? He's obviously not a winger, he doesn't score goals. His final ball and decision making is a fucking shambles. Another waste of a shirt. But he starts every game, JOKE. A burning question I have aswell is, why did the club make a song and dance about needing a Striker when he had no intention of playing two up front?

The scary thing is, the bloke actually believes they are playing well. Stoke didn't even need to get out of first gear, it was like a training game for long spells. That Doumbia effort was probably the only decent attempt, and he's talking like the keeper has had a busy night. That's the most worrying thing as he has plain refused to change the system all season and it is clear he won't for the remainder due to his delusion, not one player on that pitch believes in it. There's no shape, no cohesion, no fight. It is devoid of any sort of endeavour, any sort of quality to stay in the league. His team selections are abysmal, and his subs are even worse. You've got the other sides down there scrapping for their lives, fighting for each other. Swansea went to Arsenal and fucking won tonight. This team could never do that under McClaren as his style of play is anti-football.

McClaren wants shot for his negativity this season. His selections are disgraceful.